Jos I like ballsssss! 11 jaar geleden Didi 149 woedendballsssss
Bill Burr We like our beer the way we like our violence, domestic 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 beerviolencedomestic
Bill Burr You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president too 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 georgebushfeelpresident
Louis C.K America is like a terrible girlfriend to the rest of the world. When somebody hurts America, she remembers it forever. But if she does anything bad, she’s like “What?! I didn’t do anything!” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 americaterriblegirlfriendresthurtsremembers
Joshua Gross Content should always feel like a gift, not a burden 11 jaar geleden Jos 135 futurecontentfeelgiftburden
Hans if you would taste like tigernuts, I would nibble your ear 13 jaar geleden Jos 147 nrg3tastetigernutsnibbleear
Frank Underwood If you don't like how the table is set, turn the table 10 jaar geleden Jos 93 houseofcardstablesetturn
Marleen Ain't nog party like a ter apel feest tent party 8 jaar geleden Sharèl 0 partyterapelfeesttent
iweuyytr Hmm it looks like your site ate my first comment it was extremely bbggdbecgekk 6 jaar geleden wopituui 0 ewtoypyphmmsiteatecommentextremely
Adele Never mind, I’ll find someone like you. I wish nothing but the best for you, too 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 mindill
Bill Burr Hillary Clinton goes to those Bilderberg meetings. You know, where they dress up like pheasants and fuck each other 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 hillaryclintonbilderbergmeetingsdresspheasants
Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
Bill Burr The first time I heard the story of Scientology I was like, “That is the dumbest shit I have ever heard in my life.” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 timeheardstoryscientologydumbestshit
Bill Burr These fucking stupid ass groups. People apoligizing to them like they have some sort of power. Look, if you’ve been a dick, apologize, but other than that yeah, go fuck yourself 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 fuckingstupidassgroupspeopleapoligizing
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
Derren Brown Life is supposed to be like a piece of music, you’re supposed to dance along the way 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Levenlifesupposedpiecemusicdance
Eddie Huang I am what I am. You can like it or love it 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 love
Elon Musk Look at the future from the standpoint of probabilities. It’s like a branching stream of probabilities. And there are actions that we can take that affect those probabilities 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 futurestandpointprobabilitiesbranchingstreamactions
Bill Burr I actually resent the fact that I’m going to get judged someday. Like if that’s true. That somebody is going to judge me. It doesn’t even make any sense. Dude, you made me. This is your fuckup. Let’s not try to turn this around on me 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 resentfactjudgedsomedaytruejudge
Frank Sinatra If you don’t know the guy on the other side of the world, love him anyway because he’s just like you 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Liefdeguyloveheshes
George Carlin If there is a God, it has to be a man. No woman could or would fuck things up like this 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Godgodmanwomanfuckthings