Bill Burr The first time I heard the story of Scientology I was like, “That is the dumbest shit I have ever heard in my life.” 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 timeheardstoryscientologydumbestshit
Onbekend The self is not a fixed entity, it’s the story we’re telling. In order to change our self, we need to change our story 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 fixedentitystorytellingorderchange
Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
George Carlin When it comes to bullshit. Big time, major league bullshit. You have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exagerate claims; religion 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 religiebullshitbigtimemajorleague
Henri Matisse There is nothing more difficult for a truly creative painter than to paint a rose, because before he can do so he has first to forget all the roses that were ever painted 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 difficultcreativepainterpaintroseforget
Swordfish You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 problemhollywoodshitunbelievableunremarkable
Simon Sinek Champions are not the ones who always win races, champions are the ones who get out there and try. And try harder the next time. And even harder the next time. Champion is a state of mind 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 winnenchampionswinraceshardertime
Paulo Coelho The first symptom of the process of our killing our dreams is the lack of time 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 dromensymptomprocesskillingdreamslack
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
iweuyytr Hmm it looks like your site ate my first comment it was extremely bbggdbecgekk 7 jaar geleden wopituui 0 ewtoypyphmmsiteatecommentextremely
Richard Armour Dit wàs een mannenwereld, tot Eva op het toneel verscheen. 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 mannenwereldevatoneelverscheenws
Bill Burr We like our beer the way we like our violence, domestic 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 beerviolencedomestic
Bill Burr You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president too 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 georgebushfeelpresident
Louis C.K America is like a terrible girlfriend to the rest of the world. When somebody hurts America, she remembers it forever. But if she does anything bad, she’s like “What?! I didn’t do anything!” 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 americaterriblegirlfriendresthurtsremembers
Derren Brown Life is supposed to be like a piece of music, you’re supposed to dance along the way 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 levenlifesupposedpiecemusicdance
Edward J. Stieglitz It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 inspiratieyearslifecount
Bill Burr These fucking stupid ass groups. People apoligizing to them like they have some sort of power. Look, if you’ve been a dick, apologize, but other than that yeah, go fuck yourself 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 fuckingstupidassgroupspeopleapoligizing
Alain de Botton You can’t be successful at everything. We hear a lot of talk about work/life balance. Nonsense. You can’t have it all. You can’t 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 successuccessfulhearlottalkworklife
Steve Jobs You have to trust in something – your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 trustgutdestinylifekarma
Raymond Chandler An adventure story would be no adventure if it did not happen to a person fit for adventure 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 inspiratieadventurestoryhappenpersonfit
Amber You have to do this before i have to do that.... 6 jaar geleden Majke 0 rtv