Frank Underwood If you don't like how the table is set, turn the table 10 jaar geleden Jos 93 houseofcardstablesetturn
Bill Burr I actually resent the fact that I’m going to get judged someday. Like if that’s true. That somebody is going to judge me. It doesn’t even make any sense. Dude, you made me. This is your fuckup. Let’s not try to turn this around on me 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 resentfactjudgedsomedaytruejudge
Stacey Abrams Do not allow setbacks to set you back 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 TEDinspiratiepowervrouwensetbacksset
Shirley Chisholm If they don’t give you a seat at the table, bring a folding chair 3 jaar geleden Jos 1 Politiekblacklivesmatterseattablebringfolding
Louis C.K I don’t wanna go to hell. I don’t like new places 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 wannahellplaces
Bill Burr You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president too 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 georgebushfeelpresident
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
John Lennon You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 geniusesbeautifulre
Sjim Een table is een soort boter-kaas-en-eieren 7 jaar geleden Vince 0 tablesoortboterkaaseierenboterkaaseneieren
George Carlin The table is tilted folks, the game is rigged 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 tabletiltedfolksgamerigged
Bill Burr We like our beer the way we like our violence, domestic 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 beerviolencedomestic
Louis C.K America is like a terrible girlfriend to the rest of the world. When somebody hurts America, she remembers it forever. But if she does anything bad, she’s like “What?! I didn’t do anything!” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 americaterriblegirlfriendresthurtsremembers
Frank Sinatra If you don’t know the guy on the other side of the world, love him anyway because he’s just like you 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Liefdeguyloveheshes
Ken Robinson If you don’t know what you can do, you don’t know what you might be 1 jaar geleden Jos 0
Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
Bill Burr Don’t you realize after your third loser kid, you don’t have the DNA to make somebody special? 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 realizeloserkiddnaspecial
Ricky Gervais If you don’t have empathy with animals, then you don’t have empathy at all 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 empathyanimals
Lauryn Hill I don’t respect your system. I won’t protect your system. When you talk I don’t listen 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 respectprotecttalklisten
Adele Never mind, I’ll find someone like you. I wish nothing but the best for you, too 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 mindill
Hans if you would taste like tigernuts, I would nibble your ear 13 jaar geleden Jos 147 nrg3tastetigernutsnibbleear
Bill Burr Hillary Clinton goes to those Bilderberg meetings. You know, where they dress up like pheasants and fuck each other 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 hillaryclintonbilderbergmeetingsdresspheasants