George Carlin If there is a God, it has to be a man. No woman could or would fuck things up like this 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 godgodmanwomanfuckthings
Hans if you would taste like tigernuts, I would nibble your ear 14 jaar geleden Jos 147 nrg3tastetigernutsnibbleear
Bill Burr You know what’s funny? There’s actually people out there that think a woman being president is actually a good idea 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 vrouwfunnypeoplewomanpresidentgood
Bill Burr You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president too 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 georgebushfeelpresident
Bill Burr It’s all a bunch of bullshit. God’s everywhere but I’ve got to go down there to see him, really? And he’s mad at me down there and I owe him money? Go fuck yourself 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 godbunchbullshitgodmadowe
Frank Sinatra I believe in nature, in the birds, the sea, the sky, in everything I can see or that there is real evidence for. If these things are what you mean by God, then I believe in God 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 godnaturebirdsseaskyreal
Trungpa Rinpoche There is no point in thinking that a past did exist that we could have now 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 pointthinkingexist
Marcus Ivarsson There has to be love in every single pixel 14 jaar geleden Jos 159 inspiratielovesinglepixel
Henri Matisse There is nothing more difficult for a truly creative painter than to paint a rose, because before he can do so he has first to forget all the roses that were ever painted 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 difficultcreativepainterpaintroseforget
Mark Manson The only way one can truly achieve one’s potential, to become fully fulfilled, or to become self-actualized (whatever the fuck that means), is to stop trying to be all of those things 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 achievepotentialfullyfulfilledactualizedfuck
Bill Burr Hillary Clinton goes to those Bilderberg meetings. You know, where they dress up like pheasants and fuck each other 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 hillaryclintonbilderbergmeetingsdresspheasants
Bill Burr These fucking stupid ass groups. People apoligizing to them like they have some sort of power. Look, if you’ve been a dick, apologize, but other than that yeah, go fuck yourself 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 fuckingstupidassgroupspeopleapoligizing
Mike Bonanno If a few people at the top can do bad things, why can't we all together do the good things? 12 jaar geleden Jos 116 yesmenpeoplebadthingsgood
A. A. Milne The things that make me different are the things that make me 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 jezelfzijnthings
Frank Sinatra I think, I feel, I wonder. I know some things, I believe in a thousand things, and I’m curious about a million more 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 feelthingscuriousim
Larry Page If you’re not doing some things that are crazy, then you’re doing the wrong things 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 thingscrazywrongre
Eddie Izzard There it is, it’s blue. Don’t fuck it up 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 religiebluefuckits
Louis C.K There’s no end to what you can do when you don’t give a fuck about particular people 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 fuckpeople
Bill Burr We like our beer the way we like our violence, domestic 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 beerviolencedomestic
Louis C.K America is like a terrible girlfriend to the rest of the world. When somebody hurts America, she remembers it forever. But if she does anything bad, she’s like “What?! I didn’t do anything!” 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 americaterriblegirlfriendresthurtsremembers
Pauli Poisuo There are precious few things in life that can't be ruined to a magnificent degree with an ululating phone call or a hasty reply 11 jaar geleden Jos 88 crackedpreciousthingsliferuinedmagnificent