George Carlin If there is a God, it has to be a man. No woman could or would fuck things up like this 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Godgodmanwomanfuckthings
Hans if you would taste like tigernuts, I would nibble your ear 13 jaar geleden Jos 147 nrg3tastetigernutsnibbleear
Bill Burr You know what’s funny? There’s actually people out there that think a woman being president is actually a good idea 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Vrouwfunnypeoplewomanpresidentgood
Bill Burr You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president too 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 georgebushfeelpresident
Trungpa Rinpoche There is no point in thinking that a past did exist that we could have now 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 pointthinkingexist
Marcus Ivarsson There has to be love in every single pixel 13 jaar geleden Jos 159 inspiratielovesinglepixel
Henri Matisse There is nothing more difficult for a truly creative painter than to paint a rose, because before he can do so he has first to forget all the roses that were ever painted 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 difficultcreativepainterpaintroseforget
Bill Burr It’s all a bunch of bullshit. God’s everywhere but I’ve got to go down there to see him, really? And he’s mad at me down there and I owe him money? Go fuck yourself 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Godbunchbullshitgodmadowe
Mark Manson The only way one can truly achieve one’s potential, to become fully fulfilled, or to become self-actualized (whatever the fuck that means), is to stop trying to be all of those things 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 achievepotentialfullyfulfilledactualizedfuck
Bill Burr Hillary Clinton goes to those Bilderberg meetings. You know, where they dress up like pheasants and fuck each other 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 hillaryclintonbilderbergmeetingsdresspheasants
Bill Burr These fucking stupid ass groups. People apoligizing to them like they have some sort of power. Look, if you’ve been a dick, apologize, but other than that yeah, go fuck yourself 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 fuckingstupidassgroupspeopleapoligizing
Alan I wish monkeys could Skype. Maybe someday. 12 jaar geleden Jos 133 monkeysskypesomeday
Bing Crosby You could be swinging on a star 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 swingingstar
Network I’m a human being, god damn it! My life has value! 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 humangoddamnlifeim
ScanPST The file is broken. Therefore scanning has stopped 12 jaar geleden Jos 117 filebrokenscanningstopped
Onbekend The most important law of nature has established from the very creation of the world one unit unlike another and precisely for the purpose of instituting individuality 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 lawnatureestablishedcreationunitprecisely
Eddie Izzard There it is, it’s blue. Don’t fuck it up 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Religiebluefuckits
Louis C.K There’s no end to what you can do when you don’t give a fuck about particular people 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 fuckpeople
Mike Bonanno If a few people at the top can do bad things, why can't we all together do the good things? 11 jaar geleden Jos 116 yesmenpeoplebadthingsgood
A. A. Milne The things that make me different are the things that make me 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Jezelfzijnthings
Frank Sinatra I think, I feel, I wonder. I know some things, I believe in a thousand things, and I’m curious about a million more 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 feelthingscuriousim