Hans if you would taste like tigernuts, I would nibble your ear 13 jaar geleden Jos 147 nrg3tastetigernutsnibbleear
George Carlin If there is a God, it has to be a man. No woman could or would fuck things up like this 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Godgodmanwomanfuckthings
Onbekend Your anger will not ruin your inner stability, your peace of mind. It is the very energy that enables you to assert yourself 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 angerruinstabilitypeacemindenergy
Bill Burr You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president too 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 georgebushfeelpresident
Vladimir Putin I’m not your friend, I’m not your bride or your groom. I’m the President of the Russian Federation 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 friendbridegroompresidentrussianfederation
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
Bill Burr We like our beer the way we like our violence, domestic 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 beerviolencedomestic
Louis C.K America is like a terrible girlfriend to the rest of the world. When somebody hurts America, she remembers it forever. But if she does anything bad, she’s like “What?! I didn’t do anything!” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 americaterriblegirlfriendresthurtsremembers
Bill Burr I actually resent the fact that I’m going to get judged someday. Like if that’s true. That somebody is going to judge me. It doesn’t even make any sense. Dude, you made me. This is your fuckup. Let’s not try to turn this around on me 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 resentfactjudgedsomedaytruejudge
Ken Robinson One of the ways you know you’re in your element is that your sense of time changes 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 waysreelementsensetime
Richard Bandler Remember, it’s your own body, your own brain. You’re not a victim of the universe, you are the universe 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 rememberitsbodybrainrevictim
Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
Louis C.K Do you think sharks would be embarrassed if they knew that we can all see their fins sticking out on top of the water? 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 sharksembarrassedknewfinsstickingwater
iweuyytr Hmm it looks like your site ate my first comment it was extremely bbggdbecgekk 6 jaar geleden wopituui 0 ewtoypyphmmsiteatecommentextremely
Lauryn Hill I don’t respect your system. I won’t protect your system. When you talk I don’t listen 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 respectprotecttalklisten
Raymond Chandler An adventure story would be no adventure if it did not happen to a person fit for adventure 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 Inspiratieadventurestoryhappenpersonfit
Noam Chomsky If the Nuremberg Principles were applied, every post World War II American president would be indictable 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 nurembergprinciplesappliedpostwaramerican
Winston Churchill It would almost seem as if the gospel of Christ and the gospel of Antichrist were destined to originate among the same people 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 gospelchristantichristdestinedoriginatepeople
Winston Churchill I will not pretend that, if I had to choose between communism and nazism, I would choose communism 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 pretendchoosecommunismnazism
John Lennon You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 geniusesbeautifulre
Edward J. Stieglitz It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 inspiratieyearslifecount