Hans if you would taste like tigernuts, I would nibble your ear 14 jaar geleden Jos 147 nrg3tastetigernutsnibbleear
John Lennon You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 geniusesbeautifulre
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
Onbekend Your anger will not ruin your inner stability, your peace of mind. It is the very energy that enables you to assert yourself 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 angerruinstabilitypeacemindenergy
Ken Robinson One of the ways you know you’re in your element is that your sense of time changes 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 waysreelementsensetime
Richard Bandler Remember, it’s your own body, your own brain. You’re not a victim of the universe, you are the universe 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 rememberitsbodybrainrevictim
Jim Jefferies Many of you need a thesaurus more than you need a constitution. If you don’t know what a thesaurus is, get a dictionary and work your way forward 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 thesaurusconstitutiondictionaryworkforward
Vladimir Putin I’m not your friend, I’m not your bride or your groom. I’m the President of the Russian Federation 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 friendbridegroompresidentrussianfederation
Bill Burr You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president too 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 georgebushfeelpresident
Bill Burr I actually resent the fact that I’m going to get judged someday. Like if that’s true. That somebody is going to judge me. It doesn’t even make any sense. Dude, you made me. This is your fuckup. Let’s not try to turn this around on me 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 resentfactjudgedsomedaytruejudge
Ken Robinson If you don’t know what you can do, you don’t know what you might be 2 jaar geleden Jos 0
Slavoj Zizek You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 jezelfzijnoutburstviolencedirectspecificchains
Lauryn Hill I don’t respect your system. I won’t protect your system. When you talk I don’t listen 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 respectprotecttalklisten
George Carlin If there is a God, it has to be a man. No woman could or would fuck things up like this 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 godgodmanwomanfuckthings
Adele Never mind, I’ll find someone like you. I wish nothing but the best for you, too 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 mindill
Frank Sinatra If you don’t know the guy on the other side of the world, love him anyway because he’s just like you 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 liefdeguyloveheshes
Bill Burr Don’t you realize after your third loser kid, you don’t have the DNA to make somebody special? 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 realizeloserkiddnaspecial
Carl Jung Everybody acts out a myth, but very few people know what their myth is. And you should know what your myth is because it might be a tragedy and maybe you don’t want it to be 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 actsmythpeopletragedy
Seth Godin Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, perhaps you ought to setup a life you don’t need to escape from 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 wonderingvacationsetuplifeescape
Bill Burr We like our beer the way we like our violence, domestic 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 beerviolencedomestic