Bill Burr You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president too 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 georgebushfeelpresident
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
Crush You don't know until you know. You know? 13 jaar geleden Entragan 85
John Lennon You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 geniusesbeautifulre
Ken Robinson If you don’t know what you can do, you don’t know what you might be 2 jaar geleden Jos 0
The School of Life We know too much but understand too little 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 understand
Robin Williams Remember the banks saying “We’re too big to fail.”? That’s like saying “We’re too fat to die.” 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 rememberbanksbigfailfatwere
Adele Never mind, I’ll find someone like you. I wish nothing but the best for you, too 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 mindill
Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
Carl Jung Everybody acts out a myth, but very few people know what their myth is. And you should know what your myth is because it might be a tragedy and maybe you don’t want it to be 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 actsmythpeopletragedy
Sheldon Cooper You know me to be a very smart man. Don’t you think that if I were wrong, I’d know it? 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 smartmanwrongid
Richard Dawkins George Bush is een catastrofe voor de wereld. En een droom voor Bin Laden. 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 georgebushcatastrofewerelddroombin
Barack Obama Er was niet zoiets als Al Qaida in Irak, totdat George Bush en John McCain besloten om Irak binnen te vallen. 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 zoietsqaidairakgeorgebushjohn
Frank Sinatra If you don’t know the guy on the other side of the world, love him anyway because he’s just like you 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 liefdeguyloveheshes
Alfred Korzybski It is more important to know how we know, than what we know 2 jaar geleden Jos 0
Jim Jefferies Many of you need a thesaurus more than you need a constitution. If you don’t know what a thesaurus is, get a dictionary and work your way forward 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 thesaurusconstitutiondictionaryworkforward
Richard Bandler Whenever people tell you that there’s something wrong with you that you don’t know about, hit them! 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 peoplewronghit
Richard Bandler Remember that life gets better when you’re headed in the right direction and you’ll know it’s right because you’re sure enough to be unsure about but never unsure enough to not do it 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 rememberlifeheadeddirectionunsurere
Bill Burr I know you’re not supposed to make fun of fat people. I don’t know why though. They’re not a race, they’re not a religion. It’s totally curable. Eat an apple and go for a walk 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 supposedfunfatpeopleracereligion
Bill Burr You know what’s funny? There’s actually people out there that think a woman being president is actually a good idea 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 vrouwfunnypeoplewomanpresidentgood
Bill Burr Hillary Clinton goes to those Bilderberg meetings. You know, where they dress up like pheasants and fuck each other 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 hillaryclintonbilderbergmeetingsdresspheasants