You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit

J.K. Rowling

It is impossible to live without failing at something. Unless you live so cautiously, that you might as well not have lived at all

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Swordfish

You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit

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Bill Burr

You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president too

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Jake the dog

Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something

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Helen Hayes

Age is not important unless you're a cheese

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Maya Angelou

Nothing will work unless you do

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Thomas Jefferson

A little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing

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Bill Burr

The first time I heard the story of Scientology I was like, “That is the dumbest shit I have ever heard in my life.”

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Louis C.K

America is like a terrible girlfriend to the rest of the world. When somebody hurts America, she remembers it forever. But if she does anything bad, she’s like “What?! I didn’t do anything!”

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Joshua Gross

Content should always feel like a gift, not a burden

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Bill Burr

We like our beer the way we like our violence, domestic

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Larry Page

If you’re not doing some things that are crazy, then you’re doing the wrong things

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Ricky Gervais

If you don’t have empathy with animals, then you don’t have empathy at all

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Charles M. Schulz

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt

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Frank Sinatra

I believe in nature, in the birds, the sea, the sky, in everything I can see or that there is real evidence for. If these things are what you mean by God, then I believe in God

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Ricky Gervais

If you’re gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes – make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast

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God

If I didn't love gays, then why did I make them so cute?

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Paul Stamatiou

If someone won't share a post because I don't have a Twitter button in 10 places on the page, then I'm writing pretty crappy content

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Jordan Peterson

People, even now, are celebrating Lenin. That’s not good. That’s like celebrating Hitler

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Bill Burr

It’s great. You can just keep banging away, making one useless, mediocre, not-going-to-invent-shit kid after another

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