Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
Bill Burr The first time I heard the story of Scientology I was like, “That is the dumbest shit I have ever heard in my life.” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 timeheardstoryscientologydumbestshit
Ricky Gervais I fucking hate Christmas shopping. I’d honestly rather sit through “We will rock you.” Twice 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Kerstfuckinghatechristmasshoppinghonestly
Seneca Time heals what reason cannot 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 Inspiratietimehealsreason
William Shakespeare All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Shakespearestageplayers
Richard Bandler Whenever people tell you that there’s something wrong with you that you don’t know about, hit them! 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 peoplewronghit
Erica Jong In New York gaan de mensen niet naar het theater - ze gaan naar een hit kijken. 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 yorkgaanmensentheaterhitkijken
Ricky Gervais The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either.’ 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 adviceivereceivednore
Henri Matisse There is nothing more difficult for a truly creative painter than to paint a rose, because before he can do so he has first to forget all the roses that were ever painted 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 difficultcreativepainterpaintroseforget
Joe Rogan If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe 11 jaar geleden Jos 104 startthingsremembertalkingmonkeysorganic
The usual suspects The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 greatesttrickdevilpulledconvincingexist
Ken Robinson Most people have no idea what they’re capable of. No real sense of their talents or their abilities. And very many people therefor conclude that they don’t have any, there’s nothing special about them 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopleideacapablerealsensetalents
Bill Burr These fucking stupid ass groups. People apoligizing to them like they have some sort of power. Look, if you’ve been a dick, apologize, but other than that yeah, go fuck yourself 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 fuckingstupidassgroupspeopleapoligizing
Blizzard Entertainment To ask why we fight, is to ask why leaves fall 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 fightleavesfall
Ralph Waldo Emerson Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 fallvulgarmistakedreamingpersecutedcontradicted
Robert Miles The sky isn’t always blue, the sun doesn’t always shine. It’s all right to fall apart sometimes 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 skybluesunshinefallits
Jordan Peterson I think that generally people have things that are more within their personal purview that are more difficult to deal with and that they’re avoiding. And that generally the way they avoid them is by adopting pseudo-moralistic stances on large scale social issues so that they look good to their friends and their neighbours 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 generallypeoplethingspersonalpurviewdifficult
Bill Burr You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president too 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 georgebushfeelpresident
Bill Burr We like our beer the way we like our violence, domestic 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 beerviolencedomestic
Louis C.K America is like a terrible girlfriend to the rest of the world. When somebody hurts America, she remembers it forever. But if she does anything bad, she’s like “What?! I didn’t do anything!” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 americaterriblegirlfriendresthurtsremembers
Alain de Botton You can’t be successful at everything. We hear a lot of talk about work/life balance. Nonsense. You can’t have it all. You can’t 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Successuccessfulhearlottalkworklife