Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
Alain de Botton You can’t be successful at everything. We hear a lot of talk about work/life balance. Nonsense. You can’t have it all. You can’t 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 successuccessfulhearlottalkworklife
Bill Burr The first time I heard the story of Scientology I was like, “That is the dumbest shit I have ever heard in my life.” 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 timeheardstoryscientologydumbestshit
Ken Robinson Most people have no idea what they’re capable of. No real sense of their talents or their abilities. And very many people therefor conclude that they don’t have any, there’s nothing special about them 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopleideacapablerealsensetalents
Jordan Peterson I think that generally people have things that are more within their personal purview that are more difficult to deal with and that they’re avoiding. And that generally the way they avoid them is by adopting pseudo-moralistic stances on large scale social issues so that they look good to their friends and their neighbours 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 generallypeoplethingspersonalpurviewdifficult
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
Bill Burr These fucking stupid ass groups. People apoligizing to them like they have some sort of power. Look, if you’ve been a dick, apologize, but other than that yeah, go fuck yourself 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 fuckingstupidassgroupspeopleapoligizing
John Lennon You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 geniusesbeautifulre
Richard Bandler Whenever people tell you that there’s something wrong with you that you don’t know about, hit them! 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 peoplewronghit
Ricky Gervais If you don’t have empathy with animals, then you don’t have empathy at all 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 empathyanimals
Tupac Shakur There’s no way that people should have planes while other people don’t have houses. Even if you earned it, you still owe 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopleplaneshousesearnedowe
Bill Burr You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president too 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 georgebushfeelpresident
Ricky Gervais The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either.’ 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 adviceivereceivednore
Slavoj Zizek You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 jezelfzijnoutburstviolencedirectspecificchains
Ricky Gervais I fucking hate Christmas shopping. I’d honestly rather sit through “We will rock you.” Twice 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 kerstfuckinghatechristmasshoppinghonestly
Henri Matisse There is nothing more difficult for a truly creative painter than to paint a rose, because before he can do so he has first to forget all the roses that were ever painted 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 difficultcreativepainterpaintroseforget
Bill Burr Hillary Clinton goes to those Bilderberg meetings. You know, where they dress up like pheasants and fuck each other 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 hillaryclintonbilderbergmeetingsdresspheasants
Ken Robinson If you don’t know what you can do, you don’t know what you might be 2 jaar geleden Jos 0
Eddie Huang I am what I am. You can like it or love it 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 love
Amber You have to do this before i have to do that.... 6 jaar geleden Majke 0 rtv
Bill Burr We like our beer the way we like our violence, domestic 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 beerviolencedomestic