America is like a terrible girlfriend to the rest of the world. When somebody hurts America, she remembers it forever. But if she does anything bad, she’s like “What?! I didn’t do anything!”

Newsroom

I don’t know who told you you’re a bad guy. But somebody did. Somebody along the way

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Bill Burr

You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit

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George Carlin

At what point does all of this stuff just break down and become just a lot of stupid shit that somebody made up?

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The usual suspects

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist

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Ricky Gervais

So in the end he obviously didn’t kill himself. Just like Jeffrey Epstein

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Nelson Mandela

The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear

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Bill Burr

I actually resent the fact that I’m going to get judged someday. Like if that’s true. That somebody is going to judge me. It doesn’t even make any sense. Dude, you made me. This is your fuckup. Let’s not try to turn this around on me

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David Allen

You can do anything, but not everything

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Desmond Tutu

Believe that this world can become a better world

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Kazimierz Dabrowski

Be greeted psychoneurotics. For you see sensitivity in the insensitivity of the world, uncertainty among the world’s certainties

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Elvis Presley

I've been getting some bad publicity - but you got to expect that.

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Slavoj Zizek

Ideology is not only the world we live in but especially the wrong ways in how we imagine to escape

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Jordan Peterson

Things get to terrible places one tiny step at a time

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Frank Sinatra

If you don’t know the guy on the other side of the world, love him anyway because he’s just like you

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Adele

Never mind, I’ll find someone like you. I wish nothing but the best for you, too

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Bill Burr

These fucking stupid ass groups. People apoligizing to them like they have some sort of power. Look, if you’ve been a dick, apologize, but other than that yeah, go fuck yourself

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James Clean

If you're clear about where you want to go, the rest of the world will either help you get there or get out of the way

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Steve Hughes

You’re running around the world, dropping depleted uranium all over the earth, sitting there, letting nuclear weapons off underneath the sea and the rest of us, what are we going to do, sit at home with a special light bulb and a shopping bag for life?

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Bill Burr

We like our beer the way we like our violence, domestic

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Bill Burr

You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president too

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