Derren Brown Life is supposed to be like a piece of music, you’re supposed to dance along the way 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Levenlifesupposedpiecemusicdance
Newsroom I don’t know who told you you’re a bad guy. But somebody did. Somebody along the way 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 toldbadguyre
Chen Qiushi The 1.4 billion Chinese people are innocent. The living beings on this piece of land have suffered enough. It’s long been due for a change! 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 billionchinesepeopleinnocentlivingbeings
Bill Burr We like our beer the way we like our violence, domestic 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 beerviolencedomestic
Lauryn Hill I’m changing because that’s a natural part of life. We’re all supposed to change. Let the experience teach you and be real 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 changingnaturallifesupposedchangeexperience
Terry Pratchett The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it 3 jaar geleden Jos 1 inspiratiehumortroubleopenmindpeople
Henry Ford The greatest exposure yet to be made is the way that news is manufactured and the way in which the mind of whole nations is molded for a purpose 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 greatestexposurenewsmanufacturedmindnations
Adam Savage Life is way too short to be an asshole. If you are an asshole, apologize 10 jaar geleden Jos 109 boingboinglifeshortassholeapologize
Noa Wait before you close the curtain. There’s still another game to play and life is beautiful that way 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 waitclosecurtaingameplaylife
Bill Burr I know you’re not supposed to make fun of fat people. I don’t know why though. They’re not a race, they’re not a religion. It’s totally curable. Eat an apple and go for a walk 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 supposedfunfatpeopleracereligion
Bill Burr You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president too 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 georgebushfeelpresident
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
Anoniem the government is supposed to make people's lives better and easier, not put them in jail for kissing in public 10 jaar geleden Jos 103 istanbulgovernmentsupposedpeopleliveseasier
Louis C.K America is like a terrible girlfriend to the rest of the world. When somebody hurts America, she remembers it forever. But if she does anything bad, she’s like “What?! I didn’t do anything!” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 americaterriblegirlfriendresthurtsremembers
Slavoj Zizek You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Jezelfzijnoutburstviolencedirectspecificchains
Bill Burr The first time I heard the story of Scientology I was like, “That is the dumbest shit I have ever heard in my life.” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 timeheardstoryscientologydumbestshit
Edward J. Stieglitz It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 inspiratieyearslifecount
James Clean If you're clear about where you want to go, the rest of the world will either help you get there or get out of the way 10 jaar geleden Jos 81 clearrestre
Jim Jefferies Many of you need a thesaurus more than you need a constitution. If you don’t know what a thesaurus is, get a dictionary and work your way forward 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 thesaurusconstitutiondictionaryworkforward
Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
Jordan Peterson Compassion is what the mother grizzly bear feels for her cubs when she eats you because you got in the way 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 compassionmothergrizzlybearfeelscubs