When it comes to bullshit. Big time, major league bullshit. You have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exagerate claims; religion

John Lennon

You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are

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Simon Sinek

Champions are not the ones who always win races, champions are the ones who get out there and try. And try harder the next time. And even harder the next time. Champion is a state of mind

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George Carlin

It’s all bullshit, folks. It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for ya

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Slavoj Zizek

You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie

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Ricky Gervais

If you don’t have empathy with animals, then you don’t have empathy at all

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Bill Burr

It’s all a bunch of bullshit. God’s everywhere but I’ve got to go down there to see him, really? And he’s mad at me down there and I owe him money? Go fuck yourself

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Bill Burr

You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit

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Alain de Botton

You can’t be successful at everything. We hear a lot of talk about work/life balance. Nonsense. You can’t have it all. You can’t

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Bill Burr

You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers

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Albert Einstein

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind

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Eddie Izzard

Christmas time, you know, Jesus born to a big jolly guy in a red jacket

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Thomas Huxley

The man who is all morality and intellect, although he may be good and even great, is, after all, only half a man

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William Shakespeare

All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players

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J.K. Rowling

Have you any idea how much tyrants fear the people they oppress? All of them realize that, one day, amongst their many victims, there is sure to be one that rises against them and strikes back

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J.K. Rowling

It is impossible to live without failing at something. Unless you live so cautiously, that you might as well not have lived at all

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Tupac Shakur

There’s no way that people should have planes while other people don’t have houses. Even if you earned it, you still owe

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John Lennon

And so happy Christmas for black and for white, for yellow and red ones. Let’s stop all the fight

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Bill Burr

I know you’re not supposed to make fun of fat people. I don’t know why though. They’re not a race, they’re not a religion. It’s totally curable. Eat an apple and go for a walk

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Jordan Peterson

I think that generally people have things that are more within their personal purview that are more difficult to deal with and that they’re avoiding. And that generally the way they avoid them is by adopting pseudo-moralistic stances on large scale social issues so that they look good to their friends and their neighbours

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Steve Hughes

You’re running around the world, dropping depleted uranium all over the earth, sitting there, letting nuclear weapons off underneath the sea and the rest of us, what are we going to do, sit at home with a special light bulb and a shopping bag for life?

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