Swordfish You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 problemhollywoodshitunbelievableunremarkable
Bill Burr I know you’re not supposed to make fun of fat people. I don’t know why though. They’re not a race, they’re not a religion. It’s totally curable. Eat an apple and go for a walk 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 supposedfunfatpeopleracereligion
Crush You don't know until you know. You know? 13 jaar geleden Entragan 85
John Lennon You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 geniusesbeautifulre
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
Ken Robinson If you don’t know what you can do, you don’t know what you might be 2 jaar geleden Jos 0
Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
Carl Jung Everybody acts out a myth, but very few people know what their myth is. And you should know what your myth is because it might be a tragedy and maybe you don’t want it to be 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 actsmythpeopletragedy
Sheldon Cooper You know me to be a very smart man. Don’t you think that if I were wrong, I’d know it? 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 smartmanwrongid
Alfred Korzybski It is more important to know how we know, than what we know 2 jaar geleden Jos 0
Douglas Adams I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by 4 jaar geleden Jos 1 inspiratiehumorlovedeadlineswhooshingnoise
Jordan Peterson I think that generally people have things that are more within their personal purview that are more difficult to deal with and that they’re avoiding. And that generally the way they avoid them is by adopting pseudo-moralistic stances on large scale social issues so that they look good to their friends and their neighbours 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 generallypeoplethingspersonalpurviewdifficult
Jim Jefferies Many of you need a thesaurus more than you need a constitution. If you don’t know what a thesaurus is, get a dictionary and work your way forward 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 thesaurusconstitutiondictionaryworkforward
Richard Bandler Remember that life gets better when you’re headed in the right direction and you’ll know it’s right because you’re sure enough to be unsure about but never unsure enough to not do it 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 rememberlifeheadeddirectionunsurere
Richard Bandler Whenever people tell you that there’s something wrong with you that you don’t know about, hit them! 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 peoplewronghit
John McCain Washington is een Hollywood voor lelijke mensen. Hollywood is een Washington voor de stompzinnige. 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 washingtonhollywoodlelijkemensenstompzinnige
Bill Burr Hillary Clinton goes to those Bilderberg meetings. You know, where they dress up like pheasants and fuck each other 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 hillaryclintonbilderbergmeetingsdresspheasants
Jordan Peterson Protesting is very very low on the hierarchy of things that are usefully done if you actually want to solve the problem 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 protestinglowhierarchythingssolveproblem
Slavoj Zizek You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 jezelfzijnoutburstviolencedirectspecificchains
William Gibson Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes 8 jaar geleden Jos 1 inspiratiediagnosedepressionlowesteemfact
Bill Burr Don’t you realize after your third loser kid, you don’t have the DNA to make somebody special? 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 realizeloserkiddnaspecial