Elvis Presley I've been getting some bad publicity - but you got to expect that. 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 badpublicityexpect
Gloria Estefan Though people come and they go, but if you've brought some love into their lives, you've got something to show. 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 peoplebroughtlovelivesve
Bill Burr These fucking stupid ass groups. People apoligizing to them like they have some sort of power. Look, if you’ve been a dick, apologize, but other than that yeah, go fuck yourself 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 fuckingstupidassgroupspeopleapoligizing
Marilyn Monroe If I’m going to be a symbol of something, I’d rather have it be sex than some of the other things they’ve got symbols of 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 symbolsexthingssymbolsimid
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
Bill Burr It’s all a bunch of bullshit. God’s everywhere but I’ve got to go down there to see him, really? And he’s mad at me down there and I owe him money? Go fuck yourself 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Godbunchbullshitgodmadowe
Simon Sinek You’re not better at multitasking. You’re better at getting distracted 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 multitaskingdistractedre
Jack London Een hond een been toewerpen is geen liefdadigheid. Liefdadigheid is, het been te delen met de hond, als men evenveel honger heeft als het dier. 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 hondtoewerpenliefdadigheiddelenevenveelhonger
Jerry Seinfeld Getting live laughs is a druggy kind of lifestyle 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 seinfeldcomedyisthisanythinglivelaughsdruggy
Niklaus Wirth Software is getting slower more rapidly than hardware becomes faster 5 jaar geleden Jos 0 wirthslawsoftwareslowerrapidlyhardwarefaster
Jimmy Carr The highest terrorist threat level, as we all know, is “I don’t care if this does look racist, I’m getting off the bus” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 highestterroristthreatlevelcareracist
Jordan Peterson Compassion is what the mother grizzly bear feels for her cubs when she eats you because you got in the way 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 compassionmothergrizzlybearfeelscubs
Newsroom I don’t know who told you you’re a bad guy. But somebody did. Somebody along the way 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 toldbadguyre
Larry Page If you’re not doing some things that are crazy, then you’re doing the wrong things 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 thingscrazywrongre
Calvin You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help 3 jaar geleden Jos 1 calvinhobbeshobbesdaysluckyrocketship
Jimmy Carr People say dolphins are really intelligent. I think, yeah, if only compared to the retarded kids we’ve got them swimming with 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopledolphinsintelligentyeahcomparedretarded
Ken Robinson I knew Americans got irony when I came across the legislation “No child left behind” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 knewamericansironylegislationchildleft
Richard Bandler I flunked psychology 1A, and I got a “D” in public speaking. NLP is my revenge 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 flunkedpsychologypublicspeakingnlprevenge
Louis C.K America is like a terrible girlfriend to the rest of the world. When somebody hurts America, she remembers it forever. But if she does anything bad, she’s like “What?! I didn’t do anything!” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 americaterriblegirlfriendresthurtsremembers
Sander van Opzeeland Let’s do some raving! 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 Knorrepodcastcabaretiersraving
Craig Foster The biggest threat in some ways to our oceans and to our planet is the cooling of the human heart towards nature 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 MyOctopusTeacherclimateinspiratiebiggestthreatways