Jordan Peterson Compassion is what the mother grizzly bear feels for her cubs when she eats you because you got in the way 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 compassionmothergrizzlybearfeelscubs
Louis C.K America is like a terrible girlfriend to the rest of the world. When somebody hurts America, she remembers it forever. But if she does anything bad, she’s like “What?! I didn’t do anything!” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 americaterriblegirlfriendresthurtsremembers
Onbekend There is no right or wrong (way). There’s just what you need or want. Just what feels right inside 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 wrongfeelsinside
Al Sapienza Assumption is the mother of all fuckups 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 assumptionmotherfuckups
Louis C.K “Our father who art in heaven…” Where’s our mother? What happened to our mom? What did he do to our mom? 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 fatherartheavenmotherhappenedmom
Sheldon Cooper I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 crazymothertestedim
Lieve I saw her naked…. And OMG that body 2 jaar geleden Majke 0 RTVnakedomgbodynaked
Toon Verhoeven Nog leuker wordt het als de kruideniers de eieren van scharrelkippen her en der in de winkel gaan verstoppen. 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 leukerkruidenierseierenscharrelkippenwinkelgaan
Maarten 't Hart Her is niet verwonderlijk dat de meeste studenten niets weten, niets leren, niets presteren, niets kunnen; sociaal gedrag verstikt alles. 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 verwonderlijkmeestestudentenwetenlerenpresteren
Henry Ford The greatest exposure yet to be made is the way that news is manufactured and the way in which the mind of whole nations is molded for a purpose 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 greatestexposurenewsmanufacturedmindnations
ricky gervais we don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing 8 jaar geleden jos 1 rickygervaisplayinggrow
George Bernard Shaw We don’t stop playing because we grow old. We grow old because we stop playing 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 playinggrow
Sheldon Cooper One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 criessadstupid
Gloria Estefan Though people come and they go, but if you've brought some love into their lives, you've got something to show. 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 peoplebroughtlovelivesve
Elvis Presley I've been getting some bad publicity - but you got to expect that. 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 badpublicityexpect
Bill Burr It’s all a bunch of bullshit. God’s everywhere but I’ve got to go down there to see him, really? And he’s mad at me down there and I owe him money? Go fuck yourself 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Godbunchbullshitgodmadowe
Jimmy Carr People say dolphins are really intelligent. I think, yeah, if only compared to the retarded kids we’ve got them swimming with 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopledolphinsintelligentyeahcomparedretarded
Ken Robinson I knew Americans got irony when I came across the legislation “No child left behind” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 knewamericansironylegislationchildleft
Marilyn Monroe If I’m going to be a symbol of something, I’d rather have it be sex than some of the other things they’ve got symbols of 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 symbolsexthingssymbolsimid
Richard Bandler I flunked psychology 1A, and I got a “D” in public speaking. NLP is my revenge 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 flunkedpsychologypublicspeakingnlprevenge
Slavoj Zizek You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Jezelfzijnoutburstviolencedirectspecificchains