Newsroom I don’t know who told you you’re a bad guy. But somebody did. Somebody along the way 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 toldbadguyre
Bill Burr There’s this guy from Nestlé that doesn’t think water is a human right. That guy should be hunted down and shot 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 guynestlwaterhumanhuntedshot
Derren Brown Life is supposed to be like a piece of music, you’re supposed to dance along the way 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Levenlifesupposedpiecemusicdance
Frank Sinatra If you don’t know the guy on the other side of the world, love him anyway because he’s just like you 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Liefdeguyloveheshes
Crush You don't know until you know. You know? 12 jaar geleden Entragan 85
Louis C.K America is like a terrible girlfriend to the rest of the world. When somebody hurts America, she remembers it forever. But if she does anything bad, she’s like “What?! I didn’t do anything!” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 americaterriblegirlfriendresthurtsremembers
Black Dynamite How many times have I told you not to call here and interrupt my Kung Fu! 10 jaar geleden Jos 104 movietimestoldinterruptkung
Carl Jung Everybody acts out a myth, but very few people know what their myth is. And you should know what your myth is because it might be a tragedy and maybe you don’t want it to be 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 actsmythpeopletragedy
Ken Robinson If you don’t know what you can do, you don’t know what you might be 1 jaar geleden Jos 0
Eddie Izzard Christmas time, you know, Jesus born to a big jolly guy in a red jacket 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Kerstchristmastimejesusbornbig
Terry Pratchett The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it 3 jaar geleden Jos 1 inspiratiehumortroubleopenmindpeople
Alfred Korzybski It is more important to know how we know, than what we know 1 jaar geleden Jos 0
Bill Burr Don’t you realize after your third loser kid, you don’t have the DNA to make somebody special? 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 realizeloserkiddnaspecial
Jim Jefferies Many of you need a thesaurus more than you need a constitution. If you don’t know what a thesaurus is, get a dictionary and work your way forward 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 thesaurusconstitutiondictionaryworkforward
Sheldon Cooper You know me to be a very smart man. Don’t you think that if I were wrong, I’d know it? 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 smartmanwrongid
Bill Burr I know you’re not supposed to make fun of fat people. I don’t know why though. They’re not a race, they’re not a religion. It’s totally curable. Eat an apple and go for a walk 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 supposedfunfatpeopleracereligion
Louis C.K Maybe if you get shot by the guy you were just shooting at it’s a tiny bit you’re fault 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 shotguyshootingtinybitfault
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
Henry Ford The greatest exposure yet to be made is the way that news is manufactured and the way in which the mind of whole nations is molded for a purpose 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 greatestexposurenewsmanufacturedmindnations
The usual suspects To be in power you didn’t need guns, or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn’t 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 powergunsmoneynumbersneededguy
Slavoj Zizek You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Jezelfzijnoutburstviolencedirectspecificchains