Newsroom I don’t know who told you you’re a bad guy. But somebody did. Somebody along the way 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 toldbadguyre
Ken Robinson If you don’t know what you can do, you don’t know what you might be 3 jaar geleden Jos 0
Crush You don't know until you know. You know? 13 jaar geleden Entragan 85
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
Carl Jung Everybody acts out a myth, but very few people know what their myth is. And you should know what your myth is because it might be a tragedy and maybe you don’t want it to be 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 actsmythpeopletragedy
John Lennon You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 geniusesbeautifulre
Jim Jefferies Many of you need a thesaurus more than you need a constitution. If you don’t know what a thesaurus is, get a dictionary and work your way forward 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 thesaurusconstitutiondictionaryworkforward
Frank Sinatra If you don’t know the guy on the other side of the world, love him anyway because he’s just like you 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 liefdeguyloveheshes
Slavoj Zizek You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 jezelfzijnoutburstviolencedirectspecificchains
Bill Burr Don’t you realize after your third loser kid, you don’t have the DNA to make somebody special? 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 realizeloserkiddnaspecial
Sheldon Cooper You know me to be a very smart man. Don’t you think that if I were wrong, I’d know it? 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 smartmanwrongid
Richard Bandler Remember that life gets better when you’re headed in the right direction and you’ll know it’s right because you’re sure enough to be unsure about but never unsure enough to not do it 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 rememberlifeheadeddirectionunsurere
Bill Burr I know you’re not supposed to make fun of fat people. I don’t know why though. They’re not a race, they’re not a religion. It’s totally curable. Eat an apple and go for a walk 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 supposedfunfatpeopleracereligion
Derren Brown Life is supposed to be like a piece of music, you’re supposed to dance along the way 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 levenlifesupposedpiecemusicdance
Louis C.K America is like a terrible girlfriend to the rest of the world. When somebody hurts America, she remembers it forever. But if she does anything bad, she’s like “What?! I didn’t do anything!” 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 americaterriblegirlfriendresthurtsremembers
Richard Bandler Whenever people tell you that there’s something wrong with you that you don’t know about, hit them! 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 peoplewronghit
Alfred Korzybski It is more important to know how we know, than what we know 3 jaar geleden Jos 0
Bill Burr There’s this guy from Nestlé that doesn’t think water is a human right. That guy should be hunted down and shot 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 guynestlwaterhumanhuntedshot
Eddie Izzard Christmas time, you know, Jesus born to a big jolly guy in a red jacket 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 kerstchristmastimejesusbornbig
Louis C.K Maybe if you get shot by the guy you were just shooting at it’s a tiny bit you’re fault 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 shotguyshootingtinybitfault
Tupac Shakur There’s no way that people should have planes while other people don’t have houses. Even if you earned it, you still owe 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopleplaneshousesearnedowe