Simon Sinek You’re not better at multitasking. You’re better at getting distracted 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 multitaskingdistractedre
John Lennon You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 geniusesbeautifulre
Richard Bandler Remember that life gets better when you’re headed in the right direction and you’ll know it’s right because you’re sure enough to be unsure about but never unsure enough to not do it 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 rememberlifeheadeddirectionunsurere
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
Bill Burr I know you’re not supposed to make fun of fat people. I don’t know why though. They’re not a race, they’re not a religion. It’s totally curable. Eat an apple and go for a walk 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 supposedfunfatpeopleracereligion
Woody Allen I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 eatoystersfooddeadsickwounded
Elvis Presley I've been getting some bad publicity - but you got to expect that. 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 badpublicityexpect
Anoniem the government is supposed to make people's lives better and easier, not put them in jail for kissing in public 11 jaar geleden Jos 103 istanbulgovernmentsupposedpeopleliveseasier
Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
Ken Robinson If you don’t know what you can do, you don’t know what you might be 3 jaar geleden Jos 0
Slavoj Zizek You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 jezelfzijnoutburstviolencedirectspecificchains
Wes Bos So you’re not a box keeper but you’re an egg opener 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 syntaxboxkeepereggopenerre
William Gibson Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes 8 jaar geleden Jos 1 inspiratiediagnosedepressionlowesteemfact
J.K. Rowling It is impossible to live without failing at something. Unless you live so cautiously, that you might as well not have lived at all 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 impossiblelivefailingcautiouslylived
Larry Page If you’re not doing some things that are crazy, then you’re doing the wrong things 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 thingscrazywrongre
Richard Bandler Remember, it’s your own body, your own brain. You’re not a victim of the universe, you are the universe 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 rememberitsbodybrainrevictim
Steve Hughes You’re not morally superior, you’re just gullible and conformist 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 remorallysuperiorgullibleconformist
Shane Koyczan If you can’t see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 beautifulmirror
Jerry Seinfeld Getting live laughs is a druggy kind of lifestyle 4 jaar geleden Jos 0 seinfeldcomedyisthisanythinglivelaughsdruggy
Niklaus Wirth Software is getting slower more rapidly than hardware becomes faster 6 jaar geleden Jos 0 wirthslawsoftwareslowerrapidlyhardwarefaster
Jimmy Carr The highest terrorist threat level, as we all know, is “I don’t care if this does look racist, I’m getting off the bus” 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 highestterroristthreatlevelcareracist