It’s all a bunch of bullshit. God’s everywhere but I’ve got to go down there to see him, really? And he’s mad at me down there and I owe him money? Go fuck yourself

George Carlin

It’s all bullshit, folks. It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for ya

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George Carlin

When it comes to bullshit. Big time, major league bullshit. You have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exagerate claims; religion

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Slavoj Zizek

You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie

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Bill Burr

These fucking stupid ass groups. People apoligizing to them like they have some sort of power. Look, if you’ve been a dick, apologize, but other than that yeah, go fuck yourself

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Nelson Mandela

There’s no use trying to change others if you yourself are unable to change yourself

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Gloria Estefan

Though people come and they go, but if you've brought some love into their lives, you've got something to show.

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Thomas Huxley

The man who is all morality and intellect, although he may be good and even great, is, after all, only half a man

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William Shakespeare

All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players

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Jimmy Carr

People say dolphins are really intelligent. I think, yeah, if only compared to the retarded kids we’ve got them swimming with

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Julian Assange

The goal is to use Afghanistan to wash money out of the tax bases of the US and Europe through Afghanistan and back into the hands of a transnational security elite. The goal is an endless war, not a successful war

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George Carlin

At what point does all of this stuff just break down and become just a lot of stupid shit that somebody made up?

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Steve Hughes

You’re running around the world, dropping depleted uranium all over the earth, sitting there, letting nuclear weapons off underneath the sea and the rest of us, what are we going to do, sit at home with a special light bulb and a shopping bag for life?

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Paulo Coelho

Don’t try to be useful. Try to be yourself: that is enough, and that makes all the difference

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George Carlin

I love individuals. Every person you look at – you can see the universe in their eyes if you’re really looking

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Frank Sinatra

I believe in nature, in the birds, the sea, the sky, in everything I can see or that there is real evidence for. If these things are what you mean by God, then I believe in God

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Bill Burr

There’s this guy from Nestlé that doesn’t think water is a human right. That guy should be hunted down and shot

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Sheldon Cooper

There’s a fine line between wrong and visionary. Unfortunately, you have to be a visionary to see it

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John Lennon

And so happy Christmas for black and for white, for yellow and red ones. Let’s stop all the fight

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Shane Koyczan

If you can’t see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror

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Johan Cruijff

If you can laugh and enjoy yourself. That’s one of the most important things there is

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