Ricky Gervais So in the end he obviously didn’t kill himself. Just like Jeffrey Epstein 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 killjeffreyepstein
Louis C.K America is like a terrible girlfriend to the rest of the world. When somebody hurts America, she remembers it forever. But if she does anything bad, she’s like “What?! I didn’t do anything!” 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 americaterriblegirlfriendresthurtsremembers
Bill Gates Mosquitoes and the diseases they carry kill more people in one day than sharks kill in 100 years 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 gatesmosquitoesdiseasessharksstatementstatistics
The usual suspects To be in power you didn’t need guns, or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn’t 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 powergunsmoneynumbersneededguy
Bill Burr We like our beer the way we like our violence, domestic 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 beerviolencedomestic
Bill Burr You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president too 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 georgebushfeelpresident
Frank Sinatra If you don’t know the guy on the other side of the world, love him anyway because he’s just like you 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 liefdeguyloveheshes
George Carlin At what point does all of this stuff just break down and become just a lot of stupid shit that somebody made up? 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 pointstuffbreaklotstupidshit
Onbekend There is no right or wrong (way). There’s just what you need or want. Just what feels right inside 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 wrongfeelsinside
Ricky Gervais And God saw the light and saw it was good. Even though he said so himself 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 godgodlightgood
Friedrich Nietzsche That which does not kill us makes us stronger 4 jaar geleden Jos 0 inspiratiekillstronger
God If I didn't love gays, then why did I make them so cute? 11 jaar geleden Jos 52 godlovesgayslovegayscute
Ernest Hemingway Als twee mensen van elkaar houden, kan daar geen happy end aan komen. 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 mensenelkaarhoudenhappykomen
Joost van den Vondel Hoe lang de wraeck vertreckt, zy komt in 't end gewis. 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 langwraeckvertrecktkomtgewis
Louis C.K There’s no end to what you can do when you don’t give a fuck about particular people 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 fuckpeople
The usual suspects The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 greatesttrickdevilpulledconvincingexist
Vladimir Putin It is a good quality to obtain – to be able to go until the very end, in order to achieve your goals 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodqualityorderachievegoals
Joshua Gross Content should always feel like a gift, not a burden 13 jaar geleden Jos 135 futurecontentfeelgiftburden
Hans if you would taste like tigernuts, I would nibble your ear 15 jaar geleden Jos 147 nrg3tastetigernutsnibbleear
Jos I like ballsssss! 12 jaar geleden Didi 149 woedendballsssss
Frank Underwood If you don't like how the table is set, turn the table 11 jaar geleden Jos 93 houseofcardstablesetturn