George Carlin At what point does all of this stuff just break down and become just a lot of stupid shit that somebody made up? 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 pointstuffbreaklotstupidshit
Bill Burr It’s all a bunch of bullshit. God’s everywhere but I’ve got to go down there to see him, really? And he’s mad at me down there and I owe him money? Go fuck yourself 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 godbunchbullshitgodmadowe
Mark Manson The only way one can truly achieve one’s potential, to become fully fulfilled, or to become self-actualized (whatever the fuck that means), is to stop trying to be all of those things 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 achievepotentialfullyfulfilledactualizedfuck
Kyle Wiens Whoever dies with the most stuff, does not win 5 maand geleden Jos 0 Whoeverdiesstuffwinsifixitbuymore
Thomas Huxley The man who is all morality and intellect, although he may be good and even great, is, after all, only half a man 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 manmoralityintellectgoodgreathalf
William Shakespeare All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 shakespearestageplayers
Newsroom I don’t know who told you you’re a bad guy. But somebody did. Somebody along the way 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 toldbadguyre
Ray Bradbury Sometimes You Just Have to Jump Out the Window and Grow Wings on the Way Down 12 jaar geleden Jos 150 inspiratiejumpwindowgrowwings
John Lennon And so happy Christmas for black and for white, for yellow and red ones. Let’s stop all the fight 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 kersthappychristmasblackwhiteyellow
Bill Burr I actually resent the fact that I’m going to get judged someday. Like if that’s true. That somebody is going to judge me. It doesn’t even make any sense. Dude, you made me. This is your fuckup. Let’s not try to turn this around on me 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 resentfactjudgedsomedaytruejudge
Louis C.K America is like a terrible girlfriend to the rest of the world. When somebody hurts America, she remembers it forever. But if she does anything bad, she’s like “What?! I didn’t do anything!” 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 americaterriblegirlfriendresthurtsremembers
Johnny Depp That’s the best advice I think I can give. Just keep moving forward and don’t give a shit what anybody thinks 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 advicemovingforwardshitthinks
Swordfish You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 problemhollywoodshitunbelievableunremarkable
George Carlin It’s all bullshit, folks. It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for ya 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 bullshitfolksbadits
John Lennon You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 geniusesbeautifulre
Sheldon Cooper One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 criessadstupid
Jimmy Carr The highest terrorist threat level, as we all know, is “I don’t care if this does look racist, I’m getting off the bus” 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 highestterroristthreatlevelcareracist
Robert Miles After all said and done, one and one still is one 3 jaar geleden Jos 0
Steve Hughes You’re running around the world, dropping depleted uranium all over the earth, sitting there, letting nuclear weapons off underneath the sea and the rest of us, what are we going to do, sit at home with a special light bulb and a shopping bag for life? 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 runningdroppingdepleteduraniumearthsitting
Snatch Just because it is written, does not make it so 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 written
Bill Burr There’s this guy from Nestlé that doesn’t think water is a human right. That guy should be hunted down and shot 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 guynestlwaterhumanhuntedshot