George Carlin At what point does all of this stuff just break down and become just a lot of stupid shit that somebody made up? 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 pointstuffbreaklotstupidshit
Mark Manson The only way one can truly achieve one’s potential, to become fully fulfilled, or to become self-actualized (whatever the fuck that means), is to stop trying to be all of those things 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 achievepotentialfullyfulfilledactualizedfuck
Bill Burr It’s all a bunch of bullshit. God’s everywhere but I’ve got to go down there to see him, really? And he’s mad at me down there and I owe him money? Go fuck yourself 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Godbunchbullshitgodmadowe
Newsroom I don’t know who told you you’re a bad guy. But somebody did. Somebody along the way 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 toldbadguyre
Bill Burr I actually resent the fact that I’m going to get judged someday. Like if that’s true. That somebody is going to judge me. It doesn’t even make any sense. Dude, you made me. This is your fuckup. Let’s not try to turn this around on me 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 resentfactjudgedsomedaytruejudge
Louis C.K America is like a terrible girlfriend to the rest of the world. When somebody hurts America, she remembers it forever. But if she does anything bad, she’s like “What?! I didn’t do anything!” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 americaterriblegirlfriendresthurtsremembers
Trungpa Rinpoche There is no point in thinking that a past did exist that we could have now 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 pointthinkingexist
Tabitha Break it till you make it 10 maand geleden Jorn 0 Breakfake
Swordfish You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 problemhollywoodshitunbelievableunremarkable
Ray Bradbury Sometimes You Just Have to Jump Out the Window and Grow Wings on the Way Down 11 jaar geleden Jos 150 inspiratiejumpwindowgrowwings
Desmond Tutu Believe that this world can become a better world 11 jaar geleden Jos 145 inspiratie
Sheldon Cooper One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 criessadstupid
Jimmy Carr The highest terrorist threat level, as we all know, is “I don’t care if this does look racist, I’m getting off the bus” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 highestterroristthreatlevelcareracist
Bill Burr There’s this guy from Nestlé that doesn’t think water is a human right. That guy should be hunted down and shot 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 guynestlwaterhumanhuntedshot
Bill Burr Stats are so fucking stupid 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 statsfuckingstupid
Bill Burr These fucking stupid ass groups. People apoligizing to them like they have some sort of power. Look, if you’ve been a dick, apologize, but other than that yeah, go fuck yourself 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 fuckingstupidassgroupspeopleapoligizing
Snatch Just because it is written, does not make it so 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 written
Manouk Ik lijk net op iemand met down 10 maand geleden Marco 0 touchcreative
Johnny Depp That’s the best advice I think I can give. Just keep moving forward and don’t give a shit what anybody thinks 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 advicemovingforwardshitthinks
Bill Burr Don’t you realize after your third loser kid, you don’t have the DNA to make somebody special? 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 realizeloserkiddnaspecial
Judy Garland Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 rateversion