Bill Burr There’s this guy from Nestlé that doesn’t think water is a human right. That guy should be hunted down and shot 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 guynestlwaterhumanhuntedshot
Bill Burr It’s all a bunch of bullshit. God’s everywhere but I’ve got to go down there to see him, really? And he’s mad at me down there and I owe him money? Go fuck yourself 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Godbunchbullshitgodmadowe
Onbekend There is no right or wrong (way). There’s just what you need or want. Just what feels right inside 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 wrongfeelsinside
Louis C.K Maybe if you get shot by the guy you were just shooting at it’s a tiny bit you’re fault 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 shotguyshootingtinybitfault
Jim Jefferies The Bible should be one sheet of paper. And on that sheet of paper it should say, “Try not to be a cunt.” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Religiebiblesheetpapercunt
Slavoj Zizek You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Jezelfzijnoutburstviolencedirectspecificchains
Ricky Gervais Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 offendedre
Robert Miles The sky isn’t always blue, the sun doesn’t always shine. It’s all right to fall apart sometimes 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 skybluesunshinefallits
John Bradshaw We are human beings, not human doings 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 humanbeingsdoingsbalanceinspiratieinspiration
Eckhart Tolle We are human beings, not human doings 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 humanbeingsdoingsbalanceinspiratieinspiration
Dalai Lama We are human beings, not human doings 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 humanbeingsdoingsbalanceinspiratieinspiration
Richard Bandler Remember that life gets better when you’re headed in the right direction and you’ll know it’s right because you’re sure enough to be unsure about but never unsure enough to not do it 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 rememberlifeheadeddirectionunsurere
Jimmy Carr When a man changes his Facebook status from ‘Single’ to ‘In a relationship’ I think it should say ‘Under new management’ 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 manfacebookstatussinglerelationshipmanagement
Thomas Huxley It is not who is right, but what is right, that is of importance 1 jaar geleden Jos 0
Joppo Dit shot is toch een Cinematografisch wereldwonder... 3 jaar geleden Majke 0 RTVshotcinematografischwereldwonder
Bill Burr You know what’s funny? There’s actually people out there that think a woman being president is actually a good idea 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Vrouwfunnypeoplewomanpresidentgood
Ricky Gervais There don’t seem to be as many conspiracy theorists as there used to be. I think the government had them killed 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 conspiracytheoristsgovernmentkilled
Tupac Shakur There’s no way that people should have planes while other people don’t have houses. Even if you earned it, you still owe 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopleplaneshousesearnedowe
Ray Bradbury Sometimes You Just Have to Jump Out the Window and Grow Wings on the Way Down 11 jaar geleden Jos 150 inspiratiejumpwindowgrowwings
George Carlin At what point does all of this stuff just break down and become just a lot of stupid shit that somebody made up? 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 pointstuffbreaklotstupidshit
Carl Jung Everybody acts out a myth, but very few people know what their myth is. And you should know what your myth is because it might be a tragedy and maybe you don’t want it to be 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 actsmythpeopletragedy