Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes

Slavoj Zizek

You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie

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Bill Burr

I actually resent the fact that I’m going to get judged someday. Like if that’s true. That somebody is going to judge me. It doesn’t even make any sense. Dude, you made me. This is your fuckup. Let’s not try to turn this around on me

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Bill Burr

I know you’re not supposed to make fun of fat people. I don’t know why though. They’re not a race, they’re not a religion. It’s totally curable. Eat an apple and go for a walk

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John Lennon

You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are

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Onbekend

The self is not a fixed entity, it’s the story we’re telling. In order to change our self, we need to change our story

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Richard Bandler

Remember that life gets better when you’re headed in the right direction and you’ll know it’s right because you’re sure enough to be unsure about but never unsure enough to not do it

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Louis C.K

Self-love is a good thing, but self-awareness is more important. You need to go, once in a while, “I’m kind of an asshole.”

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Slavoj Zizek

The first step to freedom is not just to change reality to fit your dreams. It’s to change the way you dream

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Ricky Gervais

If you’re gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes – make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast

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George Carlin

Just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish and enjoy yourself

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Nelson Mandela

There’s no use trying to change others if you yourself are unable to change yourself

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Henri Matisse

There is nothing more difficult for a truly creative painter than to paint a rose, because before he can do so he has first to forget all the roses that were ever painted

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Bill Burr

You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit

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Snatch

Just because it is written, does not make it so

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Steve Hughes

You’re not morally superior, you’re just gullible and conformist

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Jimmy Carr

I’m sorry I called you a cunt there. I’m sure you don’t have the depth or the capacity to give pleasure

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Onbekend

Your anger will not ruin your inner stability, your peace of mind. It is the very energy that enables you to assert yourself

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Onbekend

There is no right or wrong (way). There’s just what you need or want. Just what feels right inside

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Judy Garland

Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else

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Louis C.K

Maybe if you get shot by the guy you were just shooting at it’s a tiny bit you’re fault

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