Eddie Izzard Christmas time, you know, Jesus born to a big jolly guy in a red jacket 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Kerstchristmastimejesusbornbig
George Carlin When it comes to bullshit. Big time, major league bullshit. You have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exagerate claims; religion 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Religiebullshitbigtimemajorleague
Youp van t Hek “Oh jij zoekt de Börn. Ja de Börn is uitverkocht, maar we hebben voor jou wel de Bennie.” Alsof je godverdomme bij een homo escort bent zeg 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 zoektbrnuitverkochtbenniealsofgodverdomme
John Lennon And so happy Christmas for black and for white, for yellow and red ones. Let’s stop all the fight 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Kersthappychristmasblackwhiteyellow
Bill Burr There’s this guy from Nestlé that doesn’t think water is a human right. That guy should be hunted down and shot 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 guynestlwaterhumanhuntedshot
Frank Sinatra If you don’t know the guy on the other side of the world, love him anyway because he’s just like you 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Liefdeguyloveheshes
Newsroom I don’t know who told you you’re a bad guy. But somebody did. Somebody along the way 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 toldbadguyre
Crush You don't know until you know. You know? 12 jaar geleden Entragan 85
Alfred Korzybski It is more important to know how we know, than what we know 1 jaar geleden Jos 0
Dalai Lama To be born at all is a miracle. So what are you going to do with your life? 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 bornmiraclelife
Simon Sinek Champions are not the ones who always win races, champions are the ones who get out there and try. And try harder the next time. And even harder the next time. Champion is a state of mind 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Winnenchampionswinraceshardertime
Louis C.K Maybe if you get shot by the guy you were just shooting at it’s a tiny bit you’re fault 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 shotguyshootingtinybitfault
Ken Robinson One of the ways you know you’re in your element is that your sense of time changes 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 waysreelementsensetime
Nelson Mandela No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or his background, or his religion 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 bornhatingpersoncolorskinbackground
Sabine Big Brother, het zit in m'n DNA geloof ik 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 bigbrotherjinekbigbrotherzitdna
Robin Williams Remember the banks saying “We’re too big to fail.”? That’s like saying “We’re too fat to die.” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 rememberbanksbigfailfatwere
Renate Rubinstein Als de matheid uitbreekt, zou Heine [Heinrich Heine, red.] gezegd kunnen hebben, word ik een vrouw, want bij die gebeurt alles tien jaar later. 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 matheiduitbreektheineheinrichredgezegd
Fons Jansen Het gebed van de moderne mens: `Heer, als u bestaat, red mijn ziel als ik die heb.` 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 gebedmodernemensheerbestaatred
Ken Robinson If you don’t know what you can do, you don’t know what you might be 1 jaar geleden Jos 0
Mariah Carey All I want for Christmas is you 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Kerstchristmas
Ricky Gervais I fucking hate Christmas shopping. I’d honestly rather sit through “We will rock you.” Twice 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Kerstfuckinghatechristmasshoppinghonestly