Eddie Izzard Christmas time, you know, Jesus born to a big jolly guy in a red jacket 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 kerstchristmastimejesusbornbig
Crush You don't know until you know. You know? 13 jaar geleden Entragan 85
John Lennon You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 geniusesbeautifulre
George Carlin When it comes to bullshit. Big time, major league bullshit. You have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exagerate claims; religion 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 religiebullshitbigtimemajorleague
Ken Robinson If you don’t know what you can do, you don’t know what you might be 2 jaar geleden Jos 0
Frank Sinatra If you don’t know the guy on the other side of the world, love him anyway because he’s just like you 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 liefdeguyloveheshes
Newsroom I don’t know who told you you’re a bad guy. But somebody did. Somebody along the way 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 toldbadguyre
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
Ken Robinson One of the ways you know you’re in your element is that your sense of time changes 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 waysreelementsensetime
Louis C.K Maybe if you get shot by the guy you were just shooting at it’s a tiny bit you’re fault 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 shotguyshootingtinybitfault
Youp van t Hek “Oh jij zoekt de Börn. Ja de Börn is uitverkocht, maar we hebben voor jou wel de Bennie.” Alsof je godverdomme bij een homo escort bent zeg 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 zoektbrnuitverkochtbenniealsofgodverdomme
Carl Jung Everybody acts out a myth, but very few people know what their myth is. And you should know what your myth is because it might be a tragedy and maybe you don’t want it to be 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 actsmythpeopletragedy
Sheldon Cooper You know me to be a very smart man. Don’t you think that if I were wrong, I’d know it? 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 smartmanwrongid
John Lennon And so happy Christmas for black and for white, for yellow and red ones. Let’s stop all the fight 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 kersthappychristmasblackwhiteyellow
Alfred Korzybski It is more important to know how we know, than what we know 2 jaar geleden Jos 0
Bill Burr There’s this guy from Nestlé that doesn’t think water is a human right. That guy should be hunted down and shot 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 guynestlwaterhumanhuntedshot
Jim Jefferies Many of you need a thesaurus more than you need a constitution. If you don’t know what a thesaurus is, get a dictionary and work your way forward 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 thesaurusconstitutiondictionaryworkforward
Richard Bandler Remember that life gets better when you’re headed in the right direction and you’ll know it’s right because you’re sure enough to be unsure about but never unsure enough to not do it 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 rememberlifeheadeddirectionunsurere
Richard Bandler Whenever people tell you that there’s something wrong with you that you don’t know about, hit them! 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 peoplewronghit
The usual suspects To be in power you didn’t need guns, or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn’t 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 powergunsmoneynumbersneededguy
Bill Burr I know you’re not supposed to make fun of fat people. I don’t know why though. They’re not a race, they’re not a religion. It’s totally curable. Eat an apple and go for a walk 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 supposedfunfatpeopleracereligion