Jimmy Carr They say there’s safety in numbers. Tell that to 6 million Jews 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 safetynumbersjews
Eddie Izzard You say ‘erbs and we say herbs. Because there’s a fucking ‘h’ in it 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 erbsherbsfuckingerbsh
Jordan Peterson I think that generally people have things that are more within their personal purview that are more difficult to deal with and that they’re avoiding. And that generally the way they avoid them is by adopting pseudo-moralistic stances on large scale social issues so that they look good to their friends and their neighbours 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 generallypeoplethingspersonalpurviewdifficult
Ken Robinson Most people have no idea what they’re capable of. No real sense of their talents or their abilities. And very many people therefor conclude that they don’t have any, there’s nothing special about them 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopleideacapablerealsensetalents
Alain de Botton The good news is, there’s not as much news as the newspapers tell you 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodnewsnewspapers
Harry S. Truman My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth there’s hardly any difference 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 choiceearlylifepianoplayerwhorehouse
Richard Bandler Whenever people tell you that there’s something wrong with you that you don’t know about, hit them! 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 peoplewronghit
The usual suspects To be in power you didn’t need guns, or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn’t 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 powergunsmoneynumbersneededguy
Douglas Adams I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by 4 jaar geleden Jos 1 inspiratiehumorlovedeadlineswhooshingnoise
Donna The cleaner they look, the more dirt they've swept under the rug 10 jaar geleden Jos 47 suitscleanerdirtsweptrugve
Bill Burr I know you’re not supposed to make fun of fat people. I don’t know why though. They’re not a race, they’re not a religion. It’s totally curable. Eat an apple and go for a walk 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 supposedfunfatpeopleracereligion
Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
J.K. Rowling Have you any idea how much tyrants fear the people they oppress? All of them realize that, one day, amongst their many victims, there is sure to be one that rises against them and strikes back 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 ideatyrantsfearpeopleoppressrealize
Richard Bandler If there are any UFO‘s they gotta be looking at this world in utter disgust: Why is this planet attacking itself? 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 ufogottautterdisgustplanetattacking
Bill Burr You know what’s funny? There’s actually people out there that think a woman being president is actually a good idea 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 vrouwfunnypeoplewomanpresidentgood
Bill Burr It’s all a bunch of bullshit. God’s everywhere but I’ve got to go down there to see him, really? And he’s mad at me down there and I owe him money? Go fuck yourself 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 godbunchbullshitgodmadowe
Onbekend There is no right or wrong (way). There’s just what you need or want. Just what feels right inside 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 wrongfeelsinside
Ricky Gervais There don’t seem to be as many conspiracy theorists as there used to be. I think the government had them killed 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 conspiracytheoristsgovernmentkilled
Frank Zappa Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are? 8 jaar geleden Jos 0 zappawrongpeople
Frank Sinatra I think, I feel, I wonder. I know some things, I believe in a thousand things, and I’m curious about a million more 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 feelthingscuriousim
Jimmy Carr When a man changes his Facebook status from ‘Single’ to ‘In a relationship’ I think it should say ‘Under new management’ 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 manfacebookstatussinglerelationshipmanagement