Jimmy Carr They say there’s safety in numbers. Tell that to 6 million Jews 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 safetynumbersjews
Eddie Izzard You say ‘erbs and we say herbs. Because there’s a fucking ‘h’ in it 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 erbsherbsfuckingerbsh
The usual suspects To be in power you didn’t need guns, or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn’t 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 powergunsmoneynumbersneededguy
Frank Zappa Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are? 7 jaar geleden Jos 0 zappawrongpeople
Frank Sinatra I think, I feel, I wonder. I know some things, I believe in a thousand things, and I’m curious about a million more 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 feelthingscuriousim
Jordan Peterson I think that generally people have things that are more within their personal purview that are more difficult to deal with and that they’re avoiding. And that generally the way they avoid them is by adopting pseudo-moralistic stances on large scale social issues so that they look good to their friends and their neighbours 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 generallypeoplethingspersonalpurviewdifficult
Ken Robinson Most people have no idea what they’re capable of. No real sense of their talents or their abilities. And very many people therefor conclude that they don’t have any, there’s nothing special about them 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopleideacapablerealsensetalents
Alain de Botton The good news is, there’s not as much news as the newspapers tell you 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodnewsnewspapers
Harry S. Truman My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth there’s hardly any difference 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 choiceearlylifepianoplayerwhorehouse
Richard Bandler Whenever people tell you that there’s something wrong with you that you don’t know about, hit them! 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 peoplewronghit
Jimmy Carr When a man changes his Facebook status from ‘Single’ to ‘In a relationship’ I think it should say ‘Under new management’ 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 manfacebookstatussinglerelationshipmanagement
Jimmy Carr People say dolphins are really intelligent. I think, yeah, if only compared to the retarded kids we’ve got them swimming with 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopledolphinsintelligentyeahcomparedretarded
Edward Snowden I don’t want to live in a world where everything I say, everything I do, everyone I talk to, every expression of creativity and love or friendship is recorded 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 livetalkexpressioncreativitylovefriendship
Jim Jefferies The Bible should be one sheet of paper. And on that sheet of paper it should say, “Try not to be a cunt.” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Religiebiblesheetpapercunt
John Lennon You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Dromenimdreamer
Douglas Adams I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by 3 jaar geleden Jos 1 inspiratiehumorlovedeadlineswhooshingnoise
Donna The cleaner they look, the more dirt they've swept under the rug 9 jaar geleden Jos 47 suitscleanerdirtsweptrugve
Bill Burr I know you’re not supposed to make fun of fat people. I don’t know why though. They’re not a race, they’re not a religion. It’s totally curable. Eat an apple and go for a walk 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 supposedfunfatpeopleracereligion
Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
Jimmy Carr It’s actually easy to tell if your house is haunted. It isn’t. Grow up 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 itseasyhousehauntedgrow
Jimmy Carr I’ll tell you what I know about dwarfs. Very little 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 dwarfsill