Eddie Izzard You say ‘erbs and we say herbs. Because there’s a fucking ‘h’ in it 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 erbsherbsfuckingerbsh
John Lennon You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 geniusesbeautifulre
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
Carl Jung Everybody acts out a myth, but very few people know what their myth is. And you should know what your myth is because it might be a tragedy and maybe you don’t want it to be 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 actsmythpeopletragedy
Richard Bandler Remember that life gets better when you’re headed in the right direction and you’ll know it’s right because you’re sure enough to be unsure about but never unsure enough to not do it 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 rememberlifeheadeddirectionunsurere
Bill Burr It’s all a bunch of bullshit. God’s everywhere but I’ve got to go down there to see him, really? And he’s mad at me down there and I owe him money? Go fuck yourself 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 godbunchbullshitgodmadowe
Slavoj Zizek You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 jezelfzijnoutburstviolencedirectspecificchains
Simon Sinek Champions are not the ones who always win races, champions are the ones who get out there and try. And try harder the next time. And even harder the next time. Champion is a state of mind 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 winnenchampionswinraceshardertime
Sheldon Cooper One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 criessadstupid
Steve Hughes You’re running around the world, dropping depleted uranium all over the earth, sitting there, letting nuclear weapons off underneath the sea and the rest of us, what are we going to do, sit at home with a special light bulb and a shopping bag for life? 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 runningdroppingdepleteduraniumearthsitting
James Clean If you're clear about where you want to go, the rest of the world will either help you get there or get out of the way 11 jaar geleden Jos 81 clearrestre
Richard Bandler Whenever people tell you that there’s something wrong with you that you don’t know about, hit them! 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 peoplewronghit
Jim Jefferies Many of you need a thesaurus more than you need a constitution. If you don’t know what a thesaurus is, get a dictionary and work your way forward 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 thesaurusconstitutiondictionaryworkforward
Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
Ken Robinson If you don’t know what you can do, you don’t know what you might be 3 jaar geleden Jos 0
Bill Burr You know what’s funny? There’s actually people out there that think a woman being president is actually a good idea 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 vrouwfunnypeoplewomanpresidentgood
Onbekend There is no right or wrong (way). There’s just what you need or want. Just what feels right inside 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 wrongfeelsinside
Lauryn Hill I’m changing because that’s a natural part of life. We’re all supposed to change. Let the experience teach you and be real 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 changingnaturallifesupposedchangeexperience
Paulo Coelho You want to be a victim. Because to be a victim is to justify a lot of frustrations and failures in your life 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 victimjustifylotfrustrationsfailureslife
Frank Zappa Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are? 8 jaar geleden Jos 0 zappawrongpeople
Frank Sinatra If you don’t know the guy on the other side of the world, love him anyway because he’s just like you 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 liefdeguyloveheshes