Eddie Izzard You say ‘erbs and we say herbs. Because there’s a fucking ‘h’ in it 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 erbsherbsfuckingerbsh
Sheldon Cooper One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 criessadstupid
ricky gervais we don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing 8 jaar geleden jos 1 rickygervaisplayinggrow
George Bernard Shaw We don’t stop playing because we grow old. We grow old because we stop playing 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 playinggrow
Jimmy Carr They say there’s safety in numbers. Tell that to 6 million Jews 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 safetynumbersjews
Bill Burr These fucking stupid ass groups. People apoligizing to them like they have some sort of power. Look, if you’ve been a dick, apologize, but other than that yeah, go fuck yourself 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 fuckingstupidassgroupspeopleapoligizing
Ricky Gervais I fucking hate Christmas shopping. I’d honestly rather sit through “We will rock you.” Twice 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Kerstfuckinghatechristmasshoppinghonestly
Carl Jung Everybody acts out a myth, but very few people know what their myth is. And you should know what your myth is because it might be a tragedy and maybe you don’t want it to be 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 actsmythpeopletragedy
Richard Bandler Remember that life gets better when you’re headed in the right direction and you’ll know it’s right because you’re sure enough to be unsure about but never unsure enough to not do it 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 rememberlifeheadeddirectionunsurere
Bill Burr It’s all a bunch of bullshit. God’s everywhere but I’ve got to go down there to see him, really? And he’s mad at me down there and I owe him money? Go fuck yourself 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Godbunchbullshitgodmadowe
Daniel B Producerslife. Malborro on the desk, ready to get fucking stressed... 3 jaar geleden Majke 0 RTVproducerslifemalborrodeskreadyfucking
Joppo Mijn fucking vingers doen gewoon pijn van het pinnen.... 3 jaar geleden Majke 0 RTVfuckingvingerspijnpinnen
Gerben Pretty fucking accurate 8 jaar geleden Walter 0 gerbenjustgerbenthoughtsprettyfuckingaccurate
Sophie Fucking chill... ik ga gewoon een pizza bestellen! 6 jaar geleden majke 0 tbwafuckingchillpizzabestellen
Lieke ...Jij bent echt zo'n fucking muzieknazi! 6 jaar geleden Majke 0 tbwaechtfuckingmuzieknazizonzon
Bill Burr Stats are so fucking stupid 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 statsfuckingstupid
Henri Matisse There is nothing more difficult for a truly creative painter than to paint a rose, because before he can do so he has first to forget all the roses that were ever painted 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 difficultcreativepainterpaintroseforget
Edward Snowden I don’t want to live in a world where everything I say, everything I do, everyone I talk to, every expression of creativity and love or friendship is recorded 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 livetalkexpressioncreativitylovefriendship
Jim Jefferies The Bible should be one sheet of paper. And on that sheet of paper it should say, “Try not to be a cunt.” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Religiebiblesheetpapercunt
John Lennon You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 geniusesbeautifulre
John Lennon You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Dromenimdreamer