Jimmy Carr When a man changes his Facebook status from ‘Single’ to ‘In a relationship’ I think it should say ‘Under new management’ 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 manfacebookstatussinglerelationshipmanagement
Nelson Mandela No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or his background, or his religion 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 bornhatingpersoncolorskinbackground
Jim Jefferies The Bible should be one sheet of paper. And on that sheet of paper it should say, “Try not to be a cunt.” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Religiebiblesheetpapercunt
Eddie Izzard You say ‘erbs and we say herbs. Because there’s a fucking ‘h’ in it 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 erbsherbsfuckingerbsh
Slavoj Zizek You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Jezelfzijnoutburstviolencedirectspecificchains
Jimmy Carr People say dolphins are really intelligent. I think, yeah, if only compared to the retarded kids we’ve got them swimming with 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopledolphinsintelligentyeahcomparedretarded
Bill Burr There’s this guy from Nestlé that doesn’t think water is a human right. That guy should be hunted down and shot 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 guynestlwaterhumanhuntedshot
Ken Robinson One of the ways you know you’re in your element is that your sense of time changes 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 waysreelementsensetime
Marcus Ivarsson There has to be love in every single pixel 13 jaar geleden Jos 159 inspiratielovesinglepixel
Britt Ik ben echt te single voor woorden! 5 jaar geleden Majke 0 rtvechtsinglewoorden
The School of Life Being properly mature involves a frank, unfrightened relationship with one’s own darkness, complexity and ambition 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 properlymatureinvolvesfrankunfrightenedrelationship
The School of Life One of the central requirements of a good relationship is a degree of affection for ourselves 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 centralrequirementsgoodrelationshipdegreeaffection
Bianca Let me file that under Fuck it 12 jaar geleden Johannes 131 woedendfilefuck
Donna The cleaner they look, the more dirt they've swept under the rug 9 jaar geleden Jos 47 suitscleanerdirtsweptrugve
Stanley Kubrick The very meaninglessness of life forces man to create his own meaning 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Levenmeaninglessnesslifeforcesmancreate
Slavoj Zizek There is something symptomatic in our horror at the chain smoker. What bothers us is his enjoyment 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 symptomatichorrorchainsmokerbothersenjoyment
Philip Roth Ik kwam naar New York en in slechts enkele uren deed New York wat het met mensen doet: de mogelijkheden werden gewekt. De hoop kwam tevoorschijn. 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 kwamyorkenkeleurenmensenmogelijkheden
Rowena Ik heb mijn inbraak op Facebook gepost 13 jaar geleden Jos 147 thepharmacyinbraakfacebookgepost
Vince Is Facebook eigenlijk wel open op een feestdag? 8 jaar geleden Jos 1 touchcreativefacebookopenfeestdag
Elmore Leonard Er zijn 500 miljoen mensen op Facebook, maar wat zeggen ze tegen elkaar? Weinig. 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 miljoenmensenfacebookzeggenelkaar
Mark Zuckerberg Het is niet mijn bedoeling geweest om Facebook cool te maken. 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 bedoelingfacebookcool