Jimmy Carr When a man changes his Facebook status from ‘Single’ to ‘In a relationship’ I think it should say ‘Under new management’ 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 manfacebookstatussinglerelationshipmanagement
Nelson Mandela No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or his background, or his religion 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 bornhatingpersoncolorskinbackground
Jim Jefferies The Bible should be one sheet of paper. And on that sheet of paper it should say, “Try not to be a cunt.” 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 religiebiblesheetpapercunt
Eddie Izzard You say ‘erbs and we say herbs. Because there’s a fucking ‘h’ in it 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 erbsherbsfuckingerbsh
Slavoj Zizek You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 jezelfzijnoutburstviolencedirectspecificchains
Jimmy Carr People say dolphins are really intelligent. I think, yeah, if only compared to the retarded kids we’ve got them swimming with 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopledolphinsintelligentyeahcomparedretarded
Bill Burr There’s this guy from Nestlé that doesn’t think water is a human right. That guy should be hunted down and shot 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 guynestlwaterhumanhuntedshot
Philip Roth Ik kwam naar New York en in slechts enkele uren deed New York wat het met mensen doet: de mogelijkheden werden gewekt. De hoop kwam tevoorschijn. 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 kwamyorkenkeleurenmensenmogelijkheden
Ken Robinson One of the ways you know you’re in your element is that your sense of time changes 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 waysreelementsensetime
Stanley Kubrick The very meaninglessness of life forces man to create his own meaning 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 levenmeaninglessnesslifeforcesmancreate
Marcus Ivarsson There has to be love in every single pixel 15 jaar geleden Jos 159 inspiratielovesinglepixel
Britt Ik ben echt te single voor woorden! 6 jaar geleden Majke 0 rtvechtsinglewoorden
The School of Life Being properly mature involves a frank, unfrightened relationship with one’s own darkness, complexity and ambition 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 properlymatureinvolvesfrankunfrightenedrelationship
The School of Life One of the central requirements of a good relationship is a degree of affection for ourselves 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 centralrequirementsgoodrelationshipdegreeaffection
Bianca Let me file that under Fuck it 13 jaar geleden Johannes 131 woedendfilefuck
Donna The cleaner they look, the more dirt they've swept under the rug 11 jaar geleden Jos 47 suitscleanerdirtsweptrugve
Slavoj Zizek There is something symptomatic in our horror at the chain smoker. What bothers us is his enjoyment 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 symptomatichorrorchainsmokerbothersenjoyment
Rowena Ik heb mijn inbraak op Facebook gepost 14 jaar geleden Jos 147 thepharmacyinbraakfacebookgepost
Vince Is Facebook eigenlijk wel open op een feestdag? 9 jaar geleden Jos 1 touchcreativefacebookopenfeestdag
Elmore Leonard Er zijn 500 miljoen mensen op Facebook, maar wat zeggen ze tegen elkaar? Weinig. 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 miljoenmensenfacebookzeggenelkaar
Mark Zuckerberg Het is niet mijn bedoeling geweest om Facebook cool te maken. 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 bedoelingfacebookcool