Ricky Gervais There don’t seem to be as many conspiracy theorists as there used to be. I think the government had them killed 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 conspiracytheoristsgovernmentkilled
J.K. Rowling Have you any idea how much tyrants fear the people they oppress? All of them realize that, one day, amongst their many victims, there is sure to be one that rises against them and strikes back 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 ideatyrantsfearpeopleoppressrealize
Ken Robinson Most people have no idea what they’re capable of. No real sense of their talents or their abilities. And very many people therefor conclude that they don’t have any, there’s nothing special about them 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopleideacapablerealsensetalents
Abraham Lincoln Our government rests in public opinion. Whoever can change public opinion, can change the government, practically just so much 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 governmentrestspublicopinionchangepractically
Anoniem the government is supposed to make people's lives better and easier, not put them in jail for kissing in public 11 jaar geleden Jos 103 istanbulgovernmentsupposedpeopleliveseasier
Richard Bandler Whenever people tell you that there’s something wrong with you that you don’t know about, hit them! 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 peoplewronghit
Bill Burr You know what’s funny? There’s actually people out there that think a woman being president is actually a good idea 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 vrouwfunnypeoplewomanpresidentgood
Jimmy Carr People say dolphins are really intelligent. I think, yeah, if only compared to the retarded kids we’ve got them swimming with 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopledolphinsintelligentyeahcomparedretarded
Jordan Peterson I think that generally people have things that are more within their personal purview that are more difficult to deal with and that they’re avoiding. And that generally the way they avoid them is by adopting pseudo-moralistic stances on large scale social issues so that they look good to their friends and their neighbours 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 generallypeoplethingspersonalpurviewdifficult
The School of Life However close we may be to someone because they’ve been nice to us, it is nothing next to the closeness we’ll achieve if we allow them to show us, without shaming or humiliating, what really isn’t quite so nice about them 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 closeniceclosenessachieveshaminghumiliating
Miles I don't believe in many things, but I do believe in duct tape 14 jaar geleden Jos 119 inspiratiethingsducttape
Jim Jefferies Many of you need a thesaurus more than you need a constitution. If you don’t know what a thesaurus is, get a dictionary and work your way forward 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 thesaurusconstitutiondictionaryworkforward
Adam Savage There are so many creative ways that you can harm yourself 5 jaar geleden Jos 0 onedaybuildscreativewaysharm
Johnny Depp That’s the best advice I think I can give. Just keep moving forward and don’t give a shit what anybody thinks 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 advicemovingforwardshitthinks
Sheldon Cooper You know me to be a very smart man. Don’t you think that if I were wrong, I’d know it? 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 smartmanwrongid
Bill Burr There’s this guy from Nestlé that doesn’t think water is a human right. That guy should be hunted down and shot 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 guynestlwaterhumanhuntedshot
Bill Burr That’s what killed me. Nerds. Nerds run the world 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 killednerds
Winston Churchill It would almost seem as if the gospel of Christ and the gospel of Antichrist were destined to originate among the same people 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 gospelchristantichristdestinedoriginatepeople
Martin Luther King I must confess that that dream I had that day in many points turned into a nightmare 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 confessdreamdaypointsturnednightmare
Ricky Gervais If you don’t have empathy with animals, then you don’t have empathy at all 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 empathyanimals
Bill Burr Don’t you realize after your third loser kid, you don’t have the DNA to make somebody special? 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 realizeloserkiddnaspecial