Jim Jefferies The Bible should be one sheet of paper. And on that sheet of paper it should say, “Try not to be a cunt.” 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 religiebiblesheetpapercunt
Simon Sinek Champions are not the ones who always win races, champions are the ones who get out there and try. And try harder the next time. And even harder the next time. Champion is a state of mind 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 winnenchampionswinraceshardertime
Robert Miles After all said and done, one and one still is one 3 jaar geleden Jos 0
Eddie Izzard You say ‘erbs and we say herbs. Because there’s a fucking ‘h’ in it 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 erbsherbsfuckingerbsh
Paulo Coelho Don’t try to be useful. Try to be yourself: that is enough, and that makes all the difference 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 jezelfzijndifference
John Lennon You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 dromenimdreamer
Slavoj Zizek You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 jezelfzijnoutburstviolencedirectspecificchains
Bill Burr I know you’re not supposed to make fun of fat people. I don’t know why though. They’re not a race, they’re not a religion. It’s totally curable. Eat an apple and go for a walk 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 supposedfunfatpeopleracereligion
Derren Brown The rainbow that symbolizes happiness is a good symbol. You try and approach it directly and it dissipates 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 gelukrainbowsymbolizeshappinessgoodsymbol
Johan Cruijff Go out there and just try to win. And win 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 win
J.K. Rowling Have you any idea how much tyrants fear the people they oppress? All of them realize that, one day, amongst their many victims, there is sure to be one that rises against them and strikes back 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 ideatyrantsfearpeopleoppressrealize
Sheldon Cooper One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 criessadstupid
Jimmy Carr When a man changes his Facebook status from ‘Single’ to ‘In a relationship’ I think it should say ‘Under new management’ 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 manfacebookstatussinglerelationshipmanagement
Derren Brown The Bible is not history 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 biblehistory
Carl Jung Everybody acts out a myth, but very few people know what their myth is. And you should know what your myth is because it might be a tragedy and maybe you don’t want it to be 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 actsmythpeopletragedy
Woody Allen I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 eatoystersfooddeadsickwounded
Bill Burr I actually resent the fact that I’m going to get judged someday. Like if that’s true. That somebody is going to judge me. It doesn’t even make any sense. Dude, you made me. This is your fuckup. Let’s not try to turn this around on me 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 resentfactjudgedsomedaytruejudge
Edward Snowden I don’t want to live in a world where everything I say, everything I do, everyone I talk to, every expression of creativity and love or friendship is recorded 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 livetalkexpressioncreativitylovefriendship
Albert Einstein Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe 4 jaar geleden Jos 1 inspiratieuniversewetenschapthingsinfinitehuman
Julian Assange The goal is to use Afghanistan to wash money out of the tax bases of the US and Europe through Afghanistan and back into the hands of a transnational security elite. The goal is an endless war, not a successful war 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 goalafghanistanwashmoneytaxbases
Ricky Gervais If you’re gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes – make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 gonnalateminuteshourenjoybreakfast