Ricky Gervais If you’re gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes – make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 gonnalateminuteshourenjoybreakfast
John Lennon You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 geniusesbeautifulre
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
George Carlin Just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish and enjoy yourself 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 picksuperstitionsitenjoy
Bill Burr I know you’re not supposed to make fun of fat people. I don’t know why though. They’re not a race, they’re not a religion. It’s totally curable. Eat an apple and go for a walk 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 supposedfunfatpeopleracereligion
Vladimir Putin I’m not your friend, I’m not your bride or your groom. I’m the President of the Russian Federation 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 friendbridegroompresidentrussianfederation
Onbekend Your anger will not ruin your inner stability, your peace of mind. It is the very energy that enables you to assert yourself 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 angerruinstabilitypeacemindenergy
William Gibson Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes 8 jaar geleden Jos 1 inspiratiediagnosedepressionlowesteemfact
Paulo Coelho It is not a virtue to suffer. It is not a sin to be happy. Enjoy your Sunday 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 weekendvirtuesuffersinhappyenjoy
Richard Bandler Remember, it’s your own body, your own brain. You’re not a victim of the universe, you are the universe 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 rememberitsbodybrainrevictim
Steve Hughes You’re not morally superior, you’re just gullible and conformist 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 remorallysuperiorgullibleconformist
Larry Page If you’re not doing some things that are crazy, then you’re doing the wrong things 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 thingscrazywrongre
Bill Burr I actually resent the fact that I’m going to get judged someday. Like if that’s true. That somebody is going to judge me. It doesn’t even make any sense. Dude, you made me. This is your fuckup. Let’s not try to turn this around on me 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 resentfactjudgedsomedaytruejudge
Slavoj Zizek The first step to freedom is not just to change reality to fit your dreams. It’s to change the way you dream 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 stepfreedomchangerealityfitdreams
Jim Jefferies Many of you need a thesaurus more than you need a constitution. If you don’t know what a thesaurus is, get a dictionary and work your way forward 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 thesaurusconstitutiondictionaryworkforward
Bill Burr Don’t you realize after your third loser kid, you don’t have the DNA to make somebody special? 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 realizeloserkiddnaspecial
Anthony Bourdain Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. 7 jaar geleden Jos 0 kitchenconfidentialbodytempleamusementparkenjoy
Carl Jung Everybody acts out a myth, but very few people know what their myth is. And you should know what your myth is because it might be a tragedy and maybe you don’t want it to be 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 actsmythpeopletragedy
Richard Bandler Remember that life gets better when you’re headed in the right direction and you’ll know it’s right because you’re sure enough to be unsure about but never unsure enough to not do it 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 rememberlifeheadeddirectionunsurere
Ken Robinson One of the ways you know you’re in your element is that your sense of time changes 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 waysreelementsensetime
Slavoj Zizek You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 jezelfzijnoutburstviolencedirectspecificchains