Sophie No.... you have to make the underpants smaller! 3 jaar geleden Majke 0 rtvunderpantssmaller
John Lennon You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 geniusesbeautifulre
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
Slavoj Zizek You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 jezelfzijnoutburstviolencedirectspecificchains
Bill Burr Don’t you realize after your third loser kid, you don’t have the DNA to make somebody special? 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 realizeloserkiddnaspecial
Ricky Gervais If you don’t have empathy with animals, then you don’t have empathy at all 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 empathyanimals
Tupac Shakur There’s no way that people should have planes while other people don’t have houses. Even if you earned it, you still owe 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopleplaneshousesearnedowe
Alain de Botton You can’t be successful at everything. We hear a lot of talk about work/life balance. Nonsense. You can’t have it all. You can’t 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 successuccessfulhearlottalkworklife
Calvin You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help 4 jaar geleden Jos 1 calvinhobbeshobbesdaysluckyrocketship
Ken Robinson If you don’t know what you can do, you don’t know what you might be 2 jaar geleden Jos 0
Amber You have to do this before i have to do that.... 5 jaar geleden Majke 0 rtv
William Gibson Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes 7 jaar geleden Jos 1 inspiratiediagnosedepressionlowesteemfact
A. A. Milne The things that make me different are the things that make me 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 jezelfzijnthings
Bill Bowerman If you have a body, you are an athlete 12 jaar geleden Jos 140 inspiratiebodyathlete
Frank Zappa Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are? 7 jaar geleden Jos 0 zappawrongpeople
George Carlin If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re going to get selfish, ignorant leaders 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 selfishignorantcitizensleadersre
J.K. Rowling It is impossible to live without failing at something. Unless you live so cautiously, that you might as well not have lived at all 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 impossiblelivefailingcautiouslylived
Jimmy Carr I’m sorry I called you a cunt there. I’m sure you don’t have the depth or the capacity to give pleasure 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 calledcuntdepthcapacitypleasureim
GloZell When I lose weight ... I look smaller 11 jaar geleden Jos 91 loseweightsmaller
Crush You don't know until you know. You know? 13 jaar geleden Entragan 85