Sophie No.... you have to make the underpants smaller! 2 jaar geleden Majke 0 RTVunderpantssmaller
Calvin You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help 3 jaar geleden Jos 1 calvinhobbeshobbesdaysluckyrocketship
GloZell When I lose weight ... I look smaller 10 jaar geleden Jos 91 loseweightsmaller
A. A. Milne The things that make me different are the things that make me 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Jezelfzijnthings
Bill Burr Don’t you realize after your third loser kid, you don’t have the DNA to make somebody special? 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 realizeloserkiddnaspecial
Ricky Gervais If you don’t have empathy with animals, then you don’t have empathy at all 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 empathyanimals
Tupac Shakur There’s no way that people should have planes while other people don’t have houses. Even if you earned it, you still owe 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopleplaneshousesearnedowe
John Lennon You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 geniusesbeautifulre
Amber You have to do this before i have to do that.... 5 jaar geleden Majke 0 rtv
William Gibson Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes 7 jaar geleden Jos 1 inspiratiediagnosedepressionlowesteemfact
Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
Slavoj Zizek You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Jezelfzijnoutburstviolencedirectspecificchains
Ken Robinson Most people have no idea what they’re capable of. No real sense of their talents or their abilities. And very many people therefor conclude that they don’t have any, there’s nothing special about them 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopleideacapablerealsensetalents
Bill Burr I know you’re not supposed to make fun of fat people. I don’t know why though. They’re not a race, they’re not a religion. It’s totally curable. Eat an apple and go for a walk 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 supposedfunfatpeopleracereligion
Bill Burr I actually resent the fact that I’m going to get judged someday. Like if that’s true. That somebody is going to judge me. It doesn’t even make any sense. Dude, you made me. This is your fuckup. Let’s not try to turn this around on me 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 resentfactjudgedsomedaytruejudge
Ricky Gervais If you’re gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes – make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 gonnalateminuteshourenjoybreakfast
Swordfish You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 problemhollywoodshitunbelievableunremarkable
Tabitha Break it till you make it 10 maand geleden Jorn 0 Breakfake
Alain de Botton You can’t be successful at everything. We hear a lot of talk about work/life balance. Nonsense. You can’t have it all. You can’t 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Successuccessfulhearlottalkworklife
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
Douglas Adams I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by 3 jaar geleden Jos 1 inspiratiehumorlovedeadlineswhooshingnoise