George Carlin If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re going to get selfish, ignorant leaders 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 selfishignorantcitizensleadersre
Bill Burr I actually resent the fact that I’m going to get judged someday. Like if that’s true. That somebody is going to judge me. It doesn’t even make any sense. Dude, you made me. This is your fuckup. Let’s not try to turn this around on me 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 resentfactjudgedsomedaytruejudge
Nelson Mandela We owe our children – the most vulnerable citizens in any society – a life free from violence and fear 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 owechildrenvulnerablecitizenssocietylife
Martin Luther King The Negro’s great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the White Citizens Councillor or the Ku Klux Klanner but the white moderate who is more devoted to order than to justice 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 negrogreatstumblingblockstridefreedom
James Clean If you're clear about where you want to go, the rest of the world will either help you get there or get out of the way 10 jaar geleden Jos 81 clearrestre
Marilyn Monroe If I’m going to be a symbol of something, I’d rather have it be sex than some of the other things they’ve got symbols of 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 symbolsexthingssymbolsimid
Arlan Hamilton If you’re going to wear the crown, you need to serve the kingdom 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 venturecapitalcommandlineheroeswearcrownservekingdom
Bill Burr It’s great. You can just keep banging away, making one useless, mediocre, not-going-to-invent-shit kid after another 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 greatbangingmakinguselessmediocreinventshit
Dalai Lama To be born at all is a miracle. So what are you going to do with your life? 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 bornmiraclelife
Steve Hughes You’re running around the world, dropping depleted uranium all over the earth, sitting there, letting nuclear weapons off underneath the sea and the rest of us, what are we going to do, sit at home with a special light bulb and a shopping bag for life? 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 runningdroppingdepleteduraniumearthsitting
GloZell I'm going to make Cellulite cool and be Super Popular 10 jaar geleden Jos 83 cellulitecoolsuperpopular
Kaneki Why am I still ordering clothes? Where am I going? 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 CoronaLockdownTwitterorderingclothes
Network I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore! 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 madhellim
Steve Hughes Thinking about the future of the human race and what’s going on in the world today, secondary smoke is a real issue for me 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 thinkingfuturehumanracetodaysecondary
Jim Jefferies Many of you need a thesaurus more than you need a constitution. If you don’t know what a thesaurus is, get a dictionary and work your way forward 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 thesaurusconstitutiondictionaryworkforward
Louis C.K Maybe if you get shot by the guy you were just shooting at it’s a tiny bit you’re fault 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 shotguyshootingtinybitfault
Robert Frost By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day 11 jaar geleden Jos 89 famousworkingfaithfullyhoursdayeventually
Henning Wehn There is upsides to living in an attic. It’s all very peaceful. You might even get a book out of it 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 upsideslivingatticpeacefulbookits
Shane Koyczan If you can’t see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 beautifulmirror
Daniel B Producerslife. Malborro on the desk, ready to get fucking stressed... 3 jaar geleden Majke 0 RTVproducerslifemalborrodeskreadyfucking
Capt. T. Matthews Get on your knees and start kissing anything that remotely resembles an ass 11 jaar geleden Jos 146 dexterinspiratiekneesstartkissingremotely