George Carlin If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re going to get selfish, ignorant leaders 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 selfishignorantcitizensleadersre
Bill Burr I actually resent the fact that I’m going to get judged someday. Like if that’s true. That somebody is going to judge me. It doesn’t even make any sense. Dude, you made me. This is your fuckup. Let’s not try to turn this around on me 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 resentfactjudgedsomedaytruejudge
James Clean If you're clear about where you want to go, the rest of the world will either help you get there or get out of the way 11 jaar geleden Jos 81 clearrestre
John Lennon You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 geniusesbeautifulre
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
Slavoj Zizek You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 jezelfzijnoutburstviolencedirectspecificchains
Ricky Gervais If you don’t have empathy with animals, then you don’t have empathy at all 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 empathyanimals
Tupac Shakur There’s no way that people should have planes while other people don’t have houses. Even if you earned it, you still owe 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopleplaneshousesearnedowe
Jim Jefferies Many of you need a thesaurus more than you need a constitution. If you don’t know what a thesaurus is, get a dictionary and work your way forward 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 thesaurusconstitutiondictionaryworkforward
Louis C.K Maybe if you get shot by the guy you were just shooting at it’s a tiny bit you’re fault 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 shotguyshootingtinybitfault
Alain de Botton You can’t be successful at everything. We hear a lot of talk about work/life balance. Nonsense. You can’t have it all. You can’t 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 successuccessfulhearlottalkworklife
Arlan Hamilton If you’re going to wear the crown, you need to serve the kingdom 4 jaar geleden Jos 0 venturecapitalcommandlineheroeswearcrownservekingdom
Amber You have to do this before i have to do that.... 6 jaar geleden Majke 0 rtv
Marilyn Monroe If I’m going to be a symbol of something, I’d rather have it be sex than some of the other things they’ve got symbols of 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 symbolsexthingssymbolsimid
Ken Robinson If you don’t know what you can do, you don’t know what you might be 3 jaar geleden Jos 0
Bill Bowerman If you have a body, you are an athlete 13 jaar geleden Jos 140 inspiratiebodyathlete
Frank Zappa Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are? 8 jaar geleden Jos 0 zappawrongpeople
Bill Burr Don’t you realize after your third loser kid, you don’t have the DNA to make somebody special? 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 realizeloserkiddnaspecial
J.K. Rowling It is impossible to live without failing at something. Unless you live so cautiously, that you might as well not have lived at all 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 impossiblelivefailingcautiouslylived
Jimmy Carr I’m sorry I called you a cunt there. I’m sure you don’t have the depth or the capacity to give pleasure 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 calledcuntdepthcapacitypleasureim