Eddie Izzard There it is, it’s blue. Don’t fuck it up 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 religiebluefuckits
Bill Burr It’s all a bunch of bullshit. God’s everywhere but I’ve got to go down there to see him, really? And he’s mad at me down there and I owe him money? Go fuck yourself 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 godbunchbullshitgodmadowe
Louis C.K There’s no end to what you can do when you don’t give a fuck about particular people 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 fuckpeople
Ricky Gervais There don’t seem to be as many conspiracy theorists as there used to be. I think the government had them killed 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 conspiracytheoristsgovernmentkilled
George Carlin If there is a God, it has to be a man. No woman could or would fuck things up like this 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 godgodmanwomanfuckthings
Bill Burr You know what’s funny? There’s actually people out there that think a woman being president is actually a good idea 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 vrouwfunnypeoplewomanpresidentgood
Onbekend There is no right or wrong (way). There’s just what you need or want. Just what feels right inside 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 wrongfeelsinside
Woody Allen I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens 4 jaar geleden Jos 1 inspiratiehumorafraiddeath
Jimmy Carr I’m sorry I called you a cunt there. I’m sure you don’t have the depth or the capacity to give pleasure 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 calledcuntdepthcapacitypleasureim
Ken Robinson Most people have no idea what they’re capable of. No real sense of their talents or their abilities. And very many people therefor conclude that they don’t have any, there’s nothing special about them 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopleideacapablerealsensetalents
Richard Bandler Whenever people tell you that there’s something wrong with you that you don’t know about, hit them! 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 peoplewronghit
Tupac Shakur There’s no way that people should have planes while other people don’t have houses. Even if you earned it, you still owe 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopleplaneshousesearnedowe
Robert Miles The sky isn’t always blue, the sun doesn’t always shine. It’s all right to fall apart sometimes 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 skybluesunshinefallits
Jessica Blue je loopt schuin... 6 jaar geleden Majke 0 rtvbluelooptschuin
Bill Burr Don’t you realize after your third loser kid, you don’t have the DNA to make somebody special? 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 realizeloserkiddnaspecial
Ken Robinson If you don’t know what you can do, you don’t know what you might be 3 jaar geleden Jos 0
Lauryn Hill I don’t respect your system. I won’t protect your system. When you talk I don’t listen 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 respectprotecttalklisten
Louis C.K I don’t wanna go to hell. I don’t like new places 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 wannahellplaces
Ricky Gervais If you don’t have empathy with animals, then you don’t have empathy at all 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 empathyanimals
Bianca Let me file that under Fuck it 13 jaar geleden Johannes 131 woedendfilefuck
mark manson NOT GIVING A FUCK DOES NOT MEAN BEING INDIFFERENT; IT MEANS BEING COMFORTABLE WITH BEING DIFFERENT 10 jaar geleden jos 1 markmansonnetfuckindifferentcomfortable