Ricky Gervais I fucking hate Christmas shopping. I’d honestly rather sit through “We will rock you.” Twice 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 kerstfuckinghatechristmasshoppinghonestly
John Lennon You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 geniusesbeautifulre
Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
Steve Hughes You’re running around the world, dropping depleted uranium all over the earth, sitting there, letting nuclear weapons off underneath the sea and the rest of us, what are we going to do, sit at home with a special light bulb and a shopping bag for life? 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 runningdroppingdepleteduraniumearthsitting
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
Hank Moody You represent everything I hate. But I do find you very entertaining. Continue, please. 13 jaar geleden Johannes 148 inspiratierepresenthateentertainingcontinue
Ken Robinson If you don’t know what you can do, you don’t know what you might be 3 jaar geleden Jos 0
Slavoj Zizek You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 jezelfzijnoutburstviolencedirectspecificchains
Ricky Gervais Mondays are fine. It’s just your job you hate 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 mondaysfinejobhateits
Frank Sinatra I can tell you this much from personal experience and observation: Hate solves no problems. It only creates them 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 personalexperienceobservationhatesolvesproblems
Eddie Izzard Christmas time, you know, Jesus born to a big jolly guy in a red jacket 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 kerstchristmastimejesusbornbig
Mariah Carey All I want for Christmas is you 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 kerstchristmas
Joe Rogan If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe 12 jaar geleden Jos 104 startthingsremembertalkingmonkeysorganic
Bill Burr These fucking stupid ass groups. People apoligizing to them like they have some sort of power. Look, if you’ve been a dick, apologize, but other than that yeah, go fuck yourself 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 fuckingstupidassgroupspeopleapoligizing
Eddie Izzard You say ‘erbs and we say herbs. Because there’s a fucking ‘h’ in it 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 erbsherbsfuckingerbsh
Malcolm X Wij zijn geen Amerikanen, wij zijn Afrikanen die toevallig in Amerika zijn. We zijn gekidnapt en van Afrika naar hier gebracht tegen onze wil. We landden niet op Plymouth Rock - die rots landde op ons. 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 amerikanenafrikanentoevalligamerikagekidnaptafrika
Marilyn Monroe If I’m going to be a symbol of something, I’d rather have it be sex than some of the other things they’ve got symbols of 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 symbolsexthingssymbolsimid
People Even a broken clock is right twice a day 7 maand geleden Jos 0 Brokenclockrighttwicedaytimeinspiration
Crush You don't know until you know. You know? 13 jaar geleden Entragan 85
James Clean If you're clear about where you want to go, the rest of the world will either help you get there or get out of the way 11 jaar geleden Jos 81 clearrestre
Alain de Botton You can’t be successful at everything. We hear a lot of talk about work/life balance. Nonsense. You can’t have it all. You can’t 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 successuccessfulhearlottalkworklife