Ricky Gervais I fucking hate Christmas shopping. I’d honestly rather sit through “We will rock you.” Twice 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Kerstfuckinghatechristmasshoppinghonestly
Steve Hughes You’re running around the world, dropping depleted uranium all over the earth, sitting there, letting nuclear weapons off underneath the sea and the rest of us, what are we going to do, sit at home with a special light bulb and a shopping bag for life? 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 runningdroppingdepleteduraniumearthsitting
Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
Malcolm X Wij zijn geen Amerikanen, wij zijn Afrikanen die toevallig in Amerika zijn. We zijn gekidnapt en van Afrika naar hier gebracht tegen onze wil. We landden niet op Plymouth Rock - die rots landde op ons. 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 amerikanenafrikanentoevalligamerikagekidnaptafrika
Marilyn Monroe If I’m going to be a symbol of something, I’d rather have it be sex than some of the other things they’ve got symbols of 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 symbolsexthingssymbolsimid
Hank Moody You represent everything I hate. But I do find you very entertaining. Continue, please. 12 jaar geleden Johannes 148 inspiratierepresenthateentertainingcontinue
George Carlin Just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish and enjoy yourself 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 picksuperstitionsitenjoy
Ricky Gervais Mondays are fine. It’s just your job you hate 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 mondaysfinejobhateits
Frank Sinatra I can tell you this much from personal experience and observation: Hate solves no problems. It only creates them 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 personalexperienceobservationhatesolvesproblems
Eddie Izzard Christmas time, you know, Jesus born to a big jolly guy in a red jacket 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Kerstchristmastimejesusbornbig
Mariah Carey All I want for Christmas is you 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Kerstchristmas
Charles M. Schulz Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Kerstchristmasextra
John Lennon And so happy Christmas for black and for white, for yellow and red ones. Let’s stop all the fight 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Kersthappychristmasblackwhiteyellow
Joe Rogan If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe 11 jaar geleden Jos 104 startthingsremembertalkingmonkeysorganic
Chris James Just give me one thing that isn't see through 9 jaar geleden Jos 47 statelessthing
Alfred Korzybski There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 waysslideeasilylifedoubtsave
Julian Assange The goal is to use Afghanistan to wash money out of the tax bases of the US and Europe through Afghanistan and back into the hands of a transnational security elite. The goal is an endless war, not a successful war 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 goalafghanistanwashmoneytaxbases
Lauryn Hill The only way out is through confrontation 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 confrontation
Bill Burr These fucking stupid ass groups. People apoligizing to them like they have some sort of power. Look, if you’ve been a dick, apologize, but other than that yeah, go fuck yourself 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 fuckingstupidassgroupspeopleapoligizing
Eddie Izzard You say ‘erbs and we say herbs. Because there’s a fucking ‘h’ in it 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 erbsherbsfuckingerbsh
Daniel B Producerslife. Malborro on the desk, ready to get fucking stressed... 3 jaar geleden Majke 0 RTVproducerslifemalborrodeskreadyfucking