Mariah Carey All I want for Christmas is you 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 kerstchristmas
John Lennon You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 geniusesbeautifulre
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
Alain de Botton You can’t be successful at everything. We hear a lot of talk about work/life balance. Nonsense. You can’t have it all. You can’t 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 successuccessfulhearlottalkworklife
John Lennon And so happy Christmas for black and for white, for yellow and red ones. Let’s stop all the fight 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 kersthappychristmasblackwhiteyellow
Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
Ken Robinson If you don’t know what you can do, you don’t know what you might be 3 jaar geleden Jos 0
Slavoj Zizek You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 jezelfzijnoutburstviolencedirectspecificchains
James Clean If you're clear about where you want to go, the rest of the world will either help you get there or get out of the way 11 jaar geleden Jos 81 clearrestre
Eddie Izzard Christmas time, you know, Jesus born to a big jolly guy in a red jacket 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 kerstchristmastimejesusbornbig
Ricky Gervais I fucking hate Christmas shopping. I’d honestly rather sit through “We will rock you.” Twice 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 kerstfuckinghatechristmasshoppinghonestly
Elbert Hubbard A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you 4 jaar geleden Jos 0 inspiratiefriendshipfriendloves
J.K. Rowling It is impossible to live without failing at something. Unless you live so cautiously, that you might as well not have lived at all 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 impossiblelivefailingcautiouslylived
Ricky Gervais If you don’t have empathy with animals, then you don’t have empathy at all 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 empathyanimals
George Carlin It’s all bullshit, folks. It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for ya 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 bullshitfolksbadits
Thomas Huxley The man who is all morality and intellect, although he may be good and even great, is, after all, only half a man 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 manmoralityintellectgoodgreathalf
William Shakespeare All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 shakespearestageplayers
Crush You don't know until you know. You know? 13 jaar geleden Entragan 85
George Carlin I love individuals. Every person you look at – you can see the universe in their eyes if you’re really looking 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 loveindividualspersonuniverseeyesre
Jim Jefferies Many of you need a thesaurus more than you need a constitution. If you don’t know what a thesaurus is, get a dictionary and work your way forward 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 thesaurusconstitutiondictionaryworkforward
Louis C.K Maybe if you get shot by the guy you were just shooting at it’s a tiny bit you’re fault 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 shotguyshootingtinybitfault