Tabitha Break it till you make it 1 jaar geleden Jorn 0 breakfake
John Lennon You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 geniusesbeautifulre
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
Ken Robinson If you don’t know what you can do, you don’t know what you might be 2 jaar geleden Jos 0
Slavoj Zizek You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 jezelfzijnoutburstviolencedirectspecificchains
William Gibson Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes 7 jaar geleden Jos 1 inspiratiediagnosedepressionlowesteemfact
Bill Burr Don’t you realize after your third loser kid, you don’t have the DNA to make somebody special? 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 realizeloserkiddnaspecial
A. A. Milne The things that make me different are the things that make me 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 jezelfzijnthings
George Carlin At what point does all of this stuff just break down and become just a lot of stupid shit that somebody made up? 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 pointstuffbreaklotstupidshit
Crush You don't know until you know. You know? 13 jaar geleden Entragan 85
James Clean If you're clear about where you want to go, the rest of the world will either help you get there or get out of the way 11 jaar geleden Jos 81 clearrestre
Alain de Botton You can’t be successful at everything. We hear a lot of talk about work/life balance. Nonsense. You can’t have it all. You can’t 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 successuccessfulhearlottalkworklife
George Carlin I love individuals. Every person you look at – you can see the universe in their eyes if you’re really looking 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 loveindividualspersonuniverseeyesre
Jim Jefferies Many of you need a thesaurus more than you need a constitution. If you don’t know what a thesaurus is, get a dictionary and work your way forward 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 thesaurusconstitutiondictionaryworkforward
Louis C.K Maybe if you get shot by the guy you were just shooting at it’s a tiny bit you’re fault 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 shotguyshootingtinybitfault
Richard Bandler Whenever people tell you that there’s something wrong with you that you don’t know about, hit them! 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 peoplewronghit
Richard Bandler Remember that life gets better when you’re headed in the right direction and you’ll know it’s right because you’re sure enough to be unsure about but never unsure enough to not do it 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 rememberlifeheadeddirectionunsurere
Sophie No.... you have to make the underpants smaller! 3 jaar geleden Majke 0 rtvunderpantssmaller
Bill Burr I know you’re not supposed to make fun of fat people. I don’t know why though. They’re not a race, they’re not a religion. It’s totally curable. Eat an apple and go for a walk 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 supposedfunfatpeopleracereligion
Bill Burr I actually resent the fact that I’m going to get judged someday. Like if that’s true. That somebody is going to judge me. It doesn’t even make any sense. Dude, you made me. This is your fuckup. Let’s not try to turn this around on me 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 resentfactjudgedsomedaytruejudge