Tabitha Break it till you make it 11 maand geleden Jorn 0 Breakfake
George Carlin At what point does all of this stuff just break down and become just a lot of stupid shit that somebody made up? 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 pointstuffbreaklotstupidshit
A. A. Milne The things that make me different are the things that make me 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Jezelfzijnthings
John Lennon You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 geniusesbeautifulre
William Gibson Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes 7 jaar geleden Jos 1 inspiratiediagnosedepressionlowesteemfact
Bill Burr Don’t you realize after your third loser kid, you don’t have the DNA to make somebody special? 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 realizeloserkiddnaspecial
Sophie No.... you have to make the underpants smaller! 2 jaar geleden Majke 0 RTVunderpantssmaller
Bill Burr I know you’re not supposed to make fun of fat people. I don’t know why though. They’re not a race, they’re not a religion. It’s totally curable. Eat an apple and go for a walk 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 supposedfunfatpeopleracereligion
Bill Burr I actually resent the fact that I’m going to get judged someday. Like if that’s true. That somebody is going to judge me. It doesn’t even make any sense. Dude, you made me. This is your fuckup. Let’s not try to turn this around on me 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 resentfactjudgedsomedaytruejudge
Ricky Gervais If you’re gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes – make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 gonnalateminuteshourenjoybreakfast
Swordfish You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 problemhollywoodshitunbelievableunremarkable
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
Douglas Adams I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by 3 jaar geleden Jos 1 inspiratiehumorlovedeadlineswhooshingnoise
GloZell I'm going to make Cellulite cool and be Super Popular 10 jaar geleden Jos 83 cellulitecoolsuperpopular
God If I didn't love gays, then why did I make them so cute? 9 jaar geleden Jos 52 godlovesgayslovegayscute
Anoniem the government is supposed to make people's lives better and easier, not put them in jail for kissing in public 10 jaar geleden Jos 103 istanbulgovernmentsupposedpeopleliveseasier
Yves Saint-Laurent Het mooiste make-up voor een vrouw is passie. Cosmetica is daarentegen makkelijker te verkrijgen. 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 mooistevrouwpassiecosmeticadaarentegenmakkelijker
Pierre Reverdy Beschavingen zijn de make-up van de mensheid. 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 beschavingenmensheidup
Wiet van Broeckhoven Make love not war. Ik ben gehuwd, ik doe beide. 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 lovewargehuwd
Calvin Klein Het beste is er natuurlijk uitzien, maar je hebt make-up nodig om er natuurlijk uit te zien. 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 bestenatuurlijkuitziennodigzienup
Truman Capote Hoe ik er zo jong uitzie? Heel eenvoudig: een compleet plantaardig dieet, 12 uur slaap per nacht, en veel en veel make-up. 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 jonguitzieeenvoudigcompleetplantaardigdieet