Bing Crosby You could be swinging on a star 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 swingingstar
John Lennon You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 geniusesbeautifulre
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
Ken Robinson If you don’t know what you can do, you don’t know what you might be 3 jaar geleden Jos 0
Slavoj Zizek You should have the outburst of violence and you should direct it at yourself. But in a very specific way. At what in yourself chains you, ties you to the ruling ideologie 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 jezelfzijnoutburstviolencedirectspecificchains
Bill Burr You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president too 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 georgebushfeelpresident
Frank Sinatra Whenever guys and gals start swinging, they begin to lose interest in conquering the world 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 guysgalsstartswingingloseconquering
Crush You don't know until you know. You know? 13 jaar geleden Entragan 85
James Clean If you're clear about where you want to go, the rest of the world will either help you get there or get out of the way 11 jaar geleden Jos 81 clearrestre
Alain de Botton You can’t be successful at everything. We hear a lot of talk about work/life balance. Nonsense. You can’t have it all. You can’t 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 successuccessfulhearlottalkworklife
George Carlin I love individuals. Every person you look at – you can see the universe in their eyes if you’re really looking 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 loveindividualspersonuniverseeyesre
Jim Jefferies Many of you need a thesaurus more than you need a constitution. If you don’t know what a thesaurus is, get a dictionary and work your way forward 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 thesaurusconstitutiondictionaryworkforward
Louis C.K Maybe if you get shot by the guy you were just shooting at it’s a tiny bit you’re fault 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 shotguyshootingtinybitfault
Richard Bandler Remember that life gets better when you’re headed in the right direction and you’ll know it’s right because you’re sure enough to be unsure about but never unsure enough to not do it 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 rememberlifeheadeddirectionunsurere
Richard Bandler Whenever people tell you that there’s something wrong with you that you don’t know about, hit them! 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 peoplewronghit
Bob Ik ben even Star Wars aan het kijken in de command line 11 jaar geleden Jos 105 woedendstarwarskijkencommand
Wayne Dyer Ik kies ervoor sterk te zijn door zacht en soepel te wezen in plaats van onbuigzaam, star en hard. 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 kieservoorsterkzachtsoepelplaats
Alan I wish monkeys could Skype. Maybe someday. 13 jaar geleden Jos 133 monkeysskypesomeday
George Carlin If there is a God, it has to be a man. No woman could or would fuck things up like this 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 godgodmanwomanfuckthings
Trungpa Rinpoche There is no point in thinking that a past did exist that we could have now 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 pointthinkingexist