People say dolphins are really intelligent. I think, yeah, if only compared to the retarded kids we’ve got them swimming with

Bill Burr

These fucking stupid ass groups. People apoligizing to them like they have some sort of power. Look, if you’ve been a dick, apologize, but other than that yeah, go fuck yourself

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The School of Life

However close we may be to someone because they’ve been nice to us, it is nothing next to the closeness we’ll achieve if we allow them to show us, without shaming or humiliating, what really isn’t quite so nice about them

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Jimmy Carr

People that adhere to political correctness are, in my opinion, retarded faggots

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Eddie Izzard

You say ‘erbs and we say herbs. Because there’s a fucking ‘h’ in it

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Bill Burr

It’s all a bunch of bullshit. God’s everywhere but I’ve got to go down there to see him, really? And he’s mad at me down there and I owe him money? Go fuck yourself

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Jordan Peterson

Most people in prison are men. Most people who are on the street are men. Most victims of violent crimes are men. Most people who commit suicide are men. Most people who die in wars are men. People who do worse in school are men. Where’s the dominance here precisely?

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Jimmy Carr

When a man changes his Facebook status from ‘Single’ to ‘In a relationship’ I think it should say ‘Under new management’

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Jordan Peterson

I think that generally people have things that are more within their personal purview that are more difficult to deal with and that they’re avoiding. And that generally the way they avoid them is by adopting pseudo-moralistic stances on large scale social issues so that they look good to their friends and their neighbours

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John Lennon

You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one

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Plato

Fear only that which from its nature is really to be feared

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J.K. Rowling

Have you any idea how much tyrants fear the people they oppress? All of them realize that, one day, amongst their many victims, there is sure to be one that rises against them and strikes back

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Richard Bandler

Anything is something that can be done. It’s only a question of when. Failure is only defined by time limits

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Ken Robinson

Most people have no idea what they’re capable of. No real sense of their talents or their abilities. And very many people therefor conclude that they don’t have any, there’s nothing special about them

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Russell Brand

The reality is we have more in common with the people we’re bombing than the people we’re bombing them for

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Ricky Gervais

There don’t seem to be as many conspiracy theorists as there used to be. I think the government had them killed

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Frank Sinatra

I can tell you this much from personal experience and observation: Hate solves no problems. It only creates them

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Gloria Estefan

Though people come and they go, but if you've brought some love into their lives, you've got something to show.

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Frank Zappa

Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

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Bill Burr

You know what’s funny? There’s actually people out there that think a woman being president is actually a good idea

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Jimmy Carr

They say there’s safety in numbers. Tell that to 6 million Jews

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