Woody Allen I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens 4 jaar geleden Jos 1 inspiratiehumorafraiddeath
Chen Qiushi Motherfucker, I’m not even afraid of death. You think I’m afraid of the Communist Party? 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 motherfuckerafraiddeathcommunistpartyim
Onbekend There is no right or wrong (way). There’s just what you need or want. Just what feels right inside 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 wrongfeelsinside
Bill Burr I know you’re not supposed to make fun of fat people. I don’t know why though. They’re not a race, they’re not a religion. It’s totally curable. Eat an apple and go for a walk 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 supposedfunfatpeopleracereligion
Nelson Mandela The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 bravemanfeelafraidconquersfear
Ricky Gervais There don’t seem to be as many conspiracy theorists as there used to be. I think the government had them killed 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 conspiracytheoristsgovernmentkilled
Woody Allen I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 eatoystersfooddeadsickwounded
Edward Snowden Don’t be afraid. Be ready 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 afraidready
George Carlin At what point does all of this stuff just break down and become just a lot of stupid shit that somebody made up? 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 pointstuffbreaklotstupidshit
Johan Cruijff Go out there and just try to win. And win 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 win
Frank Sinatra If you don’t know the guy on the other side of the world, love him anyway because he’s just like you 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 liefdeguyloveheshes
Johnny Depp That’s the best advice I think I can give. Just keep moving forward and don’t give a shit what anybody thinks 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 advicemovingforwardshitthinks
Steve Hughes Political correctness is just intellectual colonialism and psychological fascism for the creation of thought crime. Don’t get involved in it, be weary of it 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 vrijheidpoliticalcorrectnessintellectualcolonialismpsychological
Bill Burr You know what’s funny? There’s actually people out there that think a woman being president is actually a good idea 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 vrouwfunnypeoplewomanpresidentgood
Bill Burr It’s all a bunch of bullshit. God’s everywhere but I’ve got to go down there to see him, really? And he’s mad at me down there and I owe him money? Go fuck yourself 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 godbunchbullshitgodmadowe
Eddie Izzard There it is, it’s blue. Don’t fuck it up 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 religiebluefuckits
Jimmy Carr I’m sorry I called you a cunt there. I’m sure you don’t have the depth or the capacity to give pleasure 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 calledcuntdepthcapacitypleasureim
Ken Robinson Most people have no idea what they’re capable of. No real sense of their talents or their abilities. And very many people therefor conclude that they don’t have any, there’s nothing special about them 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopleideacapablerealsensetalents
Louis C.K There’s no end to what you can do when you don’t give a fuck about particular people 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 fuckpeople
Richard Bandler Whenever people tell you that there’s something wrong with you that you don’t know about, hit them! 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 peoplewronghit
Tupac Shakur There’s no way that people should have planes while other people don’t have houses. Even if you earned it, you still owe 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopleplaneshousesearnedowe