Robin Williams Remember the banks saying “We’re too big to fail.”? That’s like saying “We’re too fat to die.” 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 rememberbanksbigfailfatwere
Bill Burr You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president too 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 georgebushfeelpresident
Joe Rogan If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe 12 jaar geleden Jos 104 startthingsremembertalkingmonkeysorganic
The School of Life We know too much but understand too little 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 understand
Adele Never mind, I’ll find someone like you. I wish nothing but the best for you, too 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 mindill
Sol Rashidi The wrong rooms will always make you feel like too much, but that’s a sign you’re in the wrong room 1 maand geleden Jos 0 wrongroomsignlinkedininspiration
Bill Burr We like our beer the way we like our violence, domestic 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 beerviolencedomestic
Louis C.K America is like a terrible girlfriend to the rest of the world. When somebody hurts America, she remembers it forever. But if she does anything bad, she’s like “What?! I didn’t do anything!” 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 americaterriblegirlfriendresthurtsremembers
Bill Burr I know you’re not supposed to make fun of fat people. I don’t know why though. They’re not a race, they’re not a religion. It’s totally curable. Eat an apple and go for a walk 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 supposedfunfatpeopleracereligion
Albert Einstein Men are even more susceptible to suggestion than horses, and each period is dominated by a mood, with the result that most men fail to see the tyrant who rules over them 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 mensensusceptiblesuggestionhorsesperioddominated
Sabine Big Brother, het zit in m'n DNA geloof ik 4 jaar geleden Jos 0 bigbrotherjinekbigbrotherzitdna
Eddie Izzard Christmas time, you know, Jesus born to a big jolly guy in a red jacket 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 kerstchristmastimejesusbornbig
George Carlin When it comes to bullshit. Big time, major league bullshit. You have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exagerate claims; religion 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 religiebullshitbigtimemajorleague
A. A. Milne How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 gelukluckygoodbyehard
Richard Bandler Remember, it’s your own body, your own brain. You’re not a victim of the universe, you are the universe 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 rememberitsbodybrainrevictim
Richard Bandler Remember that life gets better when you’re headed in the right direction and you’ll know it’s right because you’re sure enough to be unsure about but never unsure enough to not do it 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 rememberlifeheadeddirectionunsurere
Ronald Reagan As long as we remember our first principles and believe in ourselves, the future will always be ours 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 longrememberprinciplesfuture
Steve Hughes “We can’t forget, we have to remember so we’ll never do it again.” Well, that’s working out 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 forgetrememberworkingwewell
Pedro Pascal To comfort myself, I just remember that everyone I come in contact with is sort of, in their own way, heroically kind. 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 wiredinterviewthelastofusmandalorian
Adam Savage Life is way too short to be an asshole. If you are an asshole, apologize 11 jaar geleden Jos 109 boingboinglifeshortassholeapologize
nick daar word je even muzikaal ge-me-too-ed 5 jaar geleden sjim 0 muzikaalgemeed