Bill Burr I’m sick of them telling me shit is shocking that is completely obvious 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 sicktellingshitshockingcompletelyobvious
The School of Life The cynic is never truly and completely cynical. They are still recovering from hopes that grew too painful to avow 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 cyniccompletelycynicalrecoveringhopesgrew
Woody Allen I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 eatoystersfooddeadsickwounded
Swordfish You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 problemhollywoodshitunbelievableunremarkable
Onbekend The self is not a fixed entity, it’s the story we’re telling. In order to change our self, we need to change our story 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 fixedentitystorytellingorderchange
Ricky Gervais We have to stop this recent culture of people telling us they’re offended and expecting us to give a fuck 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 culturepeopletellingreoffendedexpecting
J.K. Rowling Have you any idea how much tyrants fear the people they oppress? All of them realize that, one day, amongst their many victims, there is sure to be one that rises against them and strikes back 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 ideatyrantsfearpeopleoppressrealize
The School of Life However close we may be to someone because they’ve been nice to us, it is nothing next to the closeness we’ll achieve if we allow them to show us, without shaming or humiliating, what really isn’t quite so nice about them 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 closeniceclosenessachieveshaminghumiliating
Bill Burr The first time I heard the story of Scientology I was like, “That is the dumbest shit I have ever heard in my life.” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 timeheardstoryscientologydumbestshit
Bill Burr You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 goodfeelbadsociopathshitre
Marvin Met shit kan je kleien, maar het blijft poep 3 jaar geleden Jorn 1 marvintfepoepshitkleienblijft
nick Jan hein zit vuistdiep in die shit... 5 jaar geleden marco 1 janheinzitvuistdiepshit
Jos We gaan niet meer van die gay workout shit draaien! 11 jaar geleden Job van Oel 100 woedendgaangayworkoutshitdraaien
George Carlin At what point does all of this stuff just break down and become just a lot of stupid shit that somebody made up? 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 pointstuffbreaklotstupidshit
Johnny Depp That’s the best advice I think I can give. Just keep moving forward and don’t give a shit what anybody thinks 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 advicemovingforwardshitthinks
Bill Burr It’s great. You can just keep banging away, making one useless, mediocre, not-going-to-invent-shit kid after another 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 greatbangingmakinguselessmediocreinventshit
Jan Hein Shit, er zit een kikker op m'n banaan 1 jaar geleden Emily 0 touchcreativekikkerbanaan
Bill Burr These fucking stupid ass groups. People apoligizing to them like they have some sort of power. Look, if you’ve been a dick, apologize, but other than that yeah, go fuck yourself 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 fuckingstupidassgroupspeopleapoligizing
God If I didn't love gays, then why did I make them so cute? 9 jaar geleden Jos 52 godlovesgayslovegayscute
Anoniem the government is supposed to make people's lives better and easier, not put them in jail for kissing in public 10 jaar geleden Jos 103 istanbulgovernmentsupposedpeopleliveseasier
Oscar Wilde Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 inspiratieforgiveenemiesannoys