GloZell I'm going to make Cellulite cool and be Super Popular 11 jaar geleden Jos 83 cellulitecoolsuperpopular
Bill Burr I actually resent the fact that I’m going to get judged someday. Like if that’s true. That somebody is going to judge me. It doesn’t even make any sense. Dude, you made me. This is your fuckup. Let’s not try to turn this around on me 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 resentfactjudgedsomedaytruejudge
Steve Hughes You’re running around the world, dropping depleted uranium all over the earth, sitting there, letting nuclear weapons off underneath the sea and the rest of us, what are we going to do, sit at home with a special light bulb and a shopping bag for life? 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 runningdroppingdepleteduraniumearthsitting
Ricky Gervais If you’re gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes – make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 gonnalateminuteshourenjoybreakfast
A. A. Milne The things that make me different are the things that make me 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 jezelfzijnthings
John Lennon And so happy Christmas for black and for white, for yellow and red ones. Let’s stop all the fight 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 kersthappychristmasblackwhiteyellow
Jordan Peterson I think that generally people have things that are more within their personal purview that are more difficult to deal with and that they’re avoiding. And that generally the way they avoid them is by adopting pseudo-moralistic stances on large scale social issues so that they look good to their friends and their neighbours 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 generallypeoplethingspersonalpurviewdifficult
Simon Sinek Champions are not the ones who always win races, champions are the ones who get out there and try. And try harder the next time. And even harder the next time. Champion is a state of mind 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 winnenchampionswinraceshardertime
Network I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore! 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 madhellim
Steve Hughes Thinking about the future of the human race and what’s going on in the world today, secondary smoke is a real issue for me 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 thinkingfuturehumanracetodaysecondary
Anoniem the government is supposed to make people's lives better and easier, not put them in jail for kissing in public 11 jaar geleden Jos 103 istanbulgovernmentsupposedpeopleliveseasier
Bill Burr I know you’re not supposed to make fun of fat people. I don’t know why though. They’re not a race, they’re not a religion. It’s totally curable. Eat an apple and go for a walk 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 supposedfunfatpeopleracereligion
George Carlin Just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish and enjoy yourself 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 picksuperstitionsitenjoy
anna Dit lijkt echt super chinees 8 jaar geleden bojana 0 chineesechtsuper
Majke Ik vind dit echt super sexy. Maar waarschijnlijk omdat ik er niks van begrijp. 7 jaar geleden Piet 0 woedendmajkevindechtsupersexy
Mads Het lijkt me super saai om een koe te zijn 5 jaar geleden Jos 0 hjkmsupersaaikoe
Justin Erik Halldor Smith When this cycle of expression-and-gratification is reduced to a few hundred characters followed by a dozen or so \'likes\', it becomes a parody of the creative process, and impedes any real engagement in that process 12 jaar geleden Jos 134 cycleexpressiongratificationreducedcharactersdozen
Albert Einstein Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe 4 jaar geleden Jos 1 inspiratieuniversewetenschapthingsinfinitehuman
Bill Burr It’s all a bunch of bullshit. God’s everywhere but I’ve got to go down there to see him, really? And he’s mad at me down there and I owe him money? Go fuck yourself 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 godbunchbullshitgodmadowe
Brene Brown The people who have a strong sense of love and belonging believe they’re worthy of love and belonging. That’s it 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 liefdepeoplestrongsenselovebelonging