Network I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore! 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 madhellim
Bill Burr It’s all a bunch of bullshit. God’s everywhere but I’ve got to go down there to see him, really? And he’s mad at me down there and I owe him money? Go fuck yourself 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Godbunchbullshitgodmadowe
Bill Burr I actually resent the fact that I’m going to get judged someday. Like if that’s true. That somebody is going to judge me. It doesn’t even make any sense. Dude, you made me. This is your fuckup. Let’s not try to turn this around on me 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 resentfactjudgedsomedaytruejudge
Louis C.K I don’t wanna go to hell. I don’t like new places 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 wannahellplaces
Elon Musk Look at the future from the standpoint of probabilities. It’s like a branching stream of probabilities. And there are actions that we can take that affect those probabilities 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 futurestandpointprobabilitiesbranchingstreamactions
Alain de Botton If you’re planning a coup, take your tanks to the news HQ because that’s where social, political reality is made 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 replanningcouptanksnewssocial
George Carlin Save the planet? We don’t even know how to take care of ourselves yet 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 saveplanetcare
Kazimierz Dabrowski Psychoneuroses, especially those of a higher level, provide an opportunity to take one’s life in one’s own hands 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 psychoneuroseshigherlevelprovideopportunitylife
Steve Hughes You’re running around the world, dropping depleted uranium all over the earth, sitting there, letting nuclear weapons off underneath the sea and the rest of us, what are we going to do, sit at home with a special light bulb and a shopping bag for life? 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 runningdroppingdepleteduraniumearthsitting
Bill Burr It’s great. You can just keep banging away, making one useless, mediocre, not-going-to-invent-shit kid after another 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 greatbangingmakinguselessmediocreinventshit
GloZell I'm going to make Cellulite cool and be Super Popular 10 jaar geleden Jos 83 cellulitecoolsuperpopular
Steve Hughes Thinking about the future of the human race and what’s going on in the world today, secondary smoke is a real issue for me 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 thinkingfuturehumanracetodaysecondary
Arlan Hamilton If you’re going to wear the crown, you need to serve the kingdom 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 venturecapitalcommandlineheroeswearcrownservekingdom
Kaneki Why am I still ordering clothes? Where am I going? 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 CoronaLockdownTwitterorderingclothes
Dalai Lama To be born at all is a miracle. So what are you going to do with your life? 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 bornmiraclelife
George Carlin If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re going to get selfish, ignorant leaders 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 selfishignorantcitizensleadersre
Marilyn Monroe If I’m going to be a symbol of something, I’d rather have it be sex than some of the other things they’ve got symbols of 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 symbolsexthingssymbolsimid
Bill Burr I know you’re not supposed to make fun of fat people. I don’t know why though. They’re not a race, they’re not a religion. It’s totally curable. Eat an apple and go for a walk 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 supposedfunfatpeopleracereligion
Woody Allen I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 eatoystersfooddeadsickwounded
Simon Sinek Champions are not the ones who always win races, champions are the ones who get out there and try. And try harder the next time. And even harder the next time. Champion is a state of mind 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Winnenchampionswinraceshardertime
Albert Einstein Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe 3 jaar geleden Jos 1 inspiratieuniversewetenschapthingsinfinitehuman