Murphy Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong 10 jaar geleden Jos 48 murphywrong
Louis C.K America is like a terrible girlfriend to the rest of the world. When somebody hurts America, she remembers it forever. But if she does anything bad, she’s like “What?! I didn’t do anything!” 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 americaterriblegirlfriendresthurtsremembers
Alain de Botton You can’t be successful at everything. We hear a lot of talk about work/life balance. Nonsense. You can’t have it all. You can’t 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 successuccessfulhearlottalkworklife
David Allen You can do anything, but not everything 11 jaar geleden Jos 90
Richard Bandler Anything is something that can be done. It’s only a question of when. Failure is only defined by time limits 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 questionfailuredefinedtimelimitsits
Shane Koyczan If you can’t see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 beautifulmirror
Sol Rashidi The wrong rooms will always make you feel like too much, but that’s a sign you’re in the wrong room 1 maand geleden Jos 0 wrongroomsignlinkedininspiration
Teun van de Keuken 800 likes can’t be wrong 4 jaar geleden Jos 0 teunengijslikeswrong
Mike Bonanno If a few people at the top can do bad things, why can't we all together do the good things? 12 jaar geleden Jos 116 yesmenpeoplebadthingsgood
Abraham Lincoln Our government rests in public opinion. Whoever can change public opinion, can change the government, practically just so much 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 governmentrestspublicopinionchangepractically
Bill Burr You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 hitwomenhonestlyfalltoddlers
Capt. T. Matthews Get on your knees and start kissing anything that remotely resembles an ass 12 jaar geleden Jos 146 dexterinspiratiekneesstartkissingremotely
Luke McKinney if anything about this sounds less than spectacular, it's because you don't understand cool 12 jaar geleden Jos 137 crackedinspiratiesoundsspectacularunderstandcool
Bill Burr All these goddamn groups out there. Bitch, moaning, and complaining anytime anybody says anything 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 goddamngroupsbitchmoaningcomplaininganytime
Frank Zappa Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are? 8 jaar geleden Jos 0 zappawrongpeople
George Carlin There’s nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine. The people are fucked 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 wrongplanetfinepeoplefucked
J.K. Rowling There is an expiry date on blaming your parents for steering you in the wrong direction 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 expiryblamingparentssteeringwrongdirection
Larry Page If you’re not doing some things that are crazy, then you’re doing the wrong things 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 thingscrazywrongre
Onbekend There is no right or wrong (way). There’s just what you need or want. Just what feels right inside 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 wrongfeelsinside
Richard Bandler Whenever people tell you that there’s something wrong with you that you don’t know about, hit them! 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 peoplewronghit
Sheldon Cooper You know me to be a very smart man. Don’t you think that if I were wrong, I’d know it? 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 smartmanwrongid