Capt. T. Matthews Get on your knees and start kissing anything that remotely resembles an ass 11 jaar geleden Jos 146 dexterinspiratiekneesstartkissingremotely
Louis C.K America is like a terrible girlfriend to the rest of the world. When somebody hurts America, she remembers it forever. But if she does anything bad, she’s like “What?! I didn’t do anything!” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 americaterriblegirlfriendresthurtsremembers
Anoniem the government is supposed to make people's lives better and easier, not put them in jail for kissing in public 10 jaar geleden Jos 103 istanbulgovernmentsupposedpeopleliveseasier
Shane Koyczan If you can’t see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 beautifulmirror
Gijs ik pomp ass beter dan mart 2 jaar geleden Gijs 1 Gijsmartasspompbeter
Bill Burr These fucking stupid ass groups. People apoligizing to them like they have some sort of power. Look, if you’ve been a dick, apologize, but other than that yeah, go fuck yourself 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 fuckingstupidassgroupspeopleapoligizing
James Clean If you're clear about where you want to go, the rest of the world will either help you get there or get out of the way 10 jaar geleden Jos 81 clearrestre
Jim Jefferies Many of you need a thesaurus more than you need a constitution. If you don’t know what a thesaurus is, get a dictionary and work your way forward 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 thesaurusconstitutiondictionaryworkforward
Bill Burr All these goddamn groups out there. Bitch, moaning, and complaining anytime anybody says anything 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 goddamngroupsbitchmoaningcomplaininganytime
Simon Sinek Champions are not the ones who always win races, champions are the ones who get out there and try. And try harder the next time. And even harder the next time. Champion is a state of mind 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Winnenchampionswinraceshardertime
Bill Burr I actually resent the fact that I’m going to get judged someday. Like if that’s true. That somebody is going to judge me. It doesn’t even make any sense. Dude, you made me. This is your fuckup. Let’s not try to turn this around on me 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 resentfactjudgedsomedaytruejudge
Onbekend Your anger will not ruin your inner stability, your peace of mind. It is the very energy that enables you to assert yourself 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 angerruinstabilitypeacemindenergy
Vladimir Putin I’m not your friend, I’m not your bride or your groom. I’m the President of the Russian Federation 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 friendbridegroompresidentrussianfederation
Frank Sinatra Whenever guys and gals start swinging, they begin to lose interest in conquering the world 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 guysgalsstartswingingloseconquering
Luke McKinney if anything about this sounds less than spectacular, it's because you don't understand cool 11 jaar geleden Jos 137 crackedinspiratiesoundsspectacularunderstandcool
Murphy Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong 9 jaar geleden Jos 48 murphywrong
David Allen You can do anything, but not everything 10 jaar geleden Jos 90
Richard Bandler Anything is something that can be done. It’s only a question of when. Failure is only defined by time limits 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 questionfailuredefinedtimelimitsits
Joe Rogan If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe 11 jaar geleden Jos 104 startthingsremembertalkingmonkeysorganic
Alexandre Dumas père In het algemeen start ik alleen met een boek wanneer het al geschreven is. 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 algemeenstartboekgeschreven
Ronald Reagan Het leven is één groot, zoet lied, dus start de muziek. 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 levengrootzoetliedstartn