Alle uitspraken van Louis C.K
Louis C.K I have a lot of beliefs. And I live by none of them 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 lotbeliefslive
Louis C.K I’m 40 now. I’m half dead basically 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 imhalfdeadbasically
Louis C.K There’s no end to what you can do when you don’t give a fuck about particular people 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 fuckpeople
Louis C.K Oh my God, he’s trending, Jesus is trending right now! 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Twittergodtrendingjesushes
Louis C.K Self-love is a good thing, but self-awareness is more important. You need to go, once in a while, “I’m kind of an asshole.” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 lovegoodthingawarenesskindasshole
Louis C.K America is like a terrible girlfriend to the rest of the world. When somebody hurts America, she remembers it forever. But if she does anything bad, she’s like “What?! I didn’t do anything!” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 americaterriblegirlfriendresthurtsremembers
Louis C.K Maybe if you get shot by the guy you were just shooting at it’s a tiny bit you’re fault 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 shotguyshootingtinybitfault
Louis C.K “Our father who art in heaven…” Where’s our mother? What happened to our mom? What did he do to our mom? 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 fatherartheavenmotherhappenedmom
Louis C.K Do you think sharks would be embarrassed if they knew that we can all see their fins sticking out on top of the water? 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 sharksembarrassedknewfinsstickingwater
Louis C.K I don’t wanna go to hell. I don’t like new places 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 wannahellplaces