Jimmy Carr If we’re all God’s children, what’s so special about Jesus? 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 godchildrenspecialjesusweregods
Nelson Mandela We owe our children – the most vulnerable citizens in any society – a life free from violence and fear 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 owechildrenvulnerablecitizenssocietylife
ChatGPT No, it is never OK to kick little children in the supermarket, even if they kicked you first. 1 jaar geleden Erik 0 chatgtp
Steve Hughes You’re running around the world, dropping depleted uranium all over the earth, sitting there, letting nuclear weapons off underneath the sea and the rest of us, what are we going to do, sit at home with a special light bulb and a shopping bag for life? 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 runningdroppingdepleteduraniumearthsitting
Louis C.K Oh my God, he’s trending, Jesus is trending right now! 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Twittergodtrendingjesushes
Mitzi Wat heb jij met jesus te maken, helemaal niks 6 jaar geleden Jos 0 touchcreativejesushelemaal
Rowena Zwemmen, dat is echt moeilijk joh... jesus! 13 jaar geleden Jos 1 thepharmacyzwemmenechtmoeilijkjohjesus
Eddie Izzard Christmas time, you know, Jesus born to a big jolly guy in a red jacket 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Kerstchristmastimejesusbornbig
Alain de Botton Shyness is the most modest, kindest, and most unfortunate way of insisting on being special 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 shynessmodestkindestunfortunateinsistingspecial
Bill Burr Don’t you realize after your third loser kid, you don’t have the DNA to make somebody special? 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 realizeloserkiddnaspecial
Robin Williams What annoys me about reincarnation is that almost everybody was someone special in a previous life 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 annoysreincarnationspecialpreviouslife
Ken Robinson Most people have no idea what they’re capable of. No real sense of their talents or their abilities. And very many people therefor conclude that they don’t have any, there’s nothing special about them 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 peopleideacapablerealsensetalents
George Carlin It’s all bullshit, folks. It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for ya 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 bullshitfolksbadits
John Lennon You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 geniusesbeautifulre
Thomas Huxley The man who is all morality and intellect, although he may be good and even great, is, after all, only half a man 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 manmoralityintellectgoodgreathalf
William Shakespeare All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Shakespearestageplayers
Bill Burr It’s all a bunch of bullshit. God’s everywhere but I’ve got to go down there to see him, really? And he’s mad at me down there and I owe him money? Go fuck yourself 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Godbunchbullshitgodmadowe
Mahatma Gandhi Faith transcends reason. All that I can advise is not to attempt the impossible 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 Godfaithtranscendsreasonadviseattempt
Jimmy Carr The highest terrorist threat level, as we all know, is “I don’t care if this does look racist, I’m getting off the bus” 1 jaar geleden Jos 0 highestterroristthreatlevelcareracist
Mike Bonanno If a few people at the top can do bad things, why can't we all together do the good things? 11 jaar geleden Jos 116 yesmenpeoplebadthingsgood
Edmund Burke All that is needed for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing 10 jaar geleden Jos 101 olympicsneededeviltriumphgood