Al Sapienza Assumption is the mother of all fuckups 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 assumptionmotherfuckups
Miranda Ik moet gewoon even kijken of je geen fuckups maakt 11 jaar geleden Jos 94 woedendkijkenfuckups
George Carlin It’s all bullshit, folks. It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for ya 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 bullshitfolksbadits
John Lennon You’re all geniuses and you’re all beautiful. You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 geniusesbeautifulre
Thomas Huxley The man who is all morality and intellect, although he may be good and even great, is, after all, only half a man 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 manmoralityintellectgoodgreathalf
William Shakespeare All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players 2 jaar geleden Jos 0 shakespearestageplayers
Jordan Peterson Compassion is what the mother grizzly bear feels for her cubs when she eats you because you got in the way 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 compassionmothergrizzlybearfeelscubs
Louis C.K “Our father who art in heaven…” Where’s our mother? What happened to our mom? What did he do to our mom? 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 fatherartheavenmotherhappenedmom
Sheldon Cooper I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 crazymothertestedim
Mike Bonanno If a few people at the top can do bad things, why can't we all together do the good things? 12 jaar geleden Jos 116 yesmenpeoplebadthingsgood
Edmund Burke All that is needed for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing 11 jaar geleden Jos 101 olympicsneededeviltriumphgood
Valerie Je leven word nooit beter van een all you can eat.... 7 jaar geleden Majke 0 rtvlevenbetereat
Charles M. Schulz All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt 4 jaar geleden Jos 1 inspiratiechocoladefoodhumorliefdelove
Oscar Wilde To do nothing at all is the most difficult thing in the world, the most difficult and the most intellectual 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 inspiratiedifficultthingintellectual
Elbert Hubbard A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you 4 jaar geleden Jos 0 inspiratiefriendshipfriendloves
Jeremias de Decker Waerom is 't dat men slaeft, draeft, arbeid, woelt en wroet? Is 't om den schat der deugt en wysheits, dat men 't doet? Neen, vrienden, verr'niet all': wat zien wy vlyts bedryven Om overtollig geld, om noodelooze schyven! 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 waeromslaeftdraeftarbeidwoeltwroet
Terry Pratchett De dagen volgden elkaar geduldig op. Helemaal aan het begin van het multiversum hadden ze geprobeerd all dagen tegelijk plaats te laten vinden, maar dat werkte niet. 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 dagenvolgdenelkaargeduldighelemaalmultiversum
Alain de Botton You can’t be successful at everything. We hear a lot of talk about work/life balance. Nonsense. You can’t have it all. You can’t 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 successuccessfulhearlottalkworklife
Baruch Spinoza All things which come to pass, come to pass according to the eternal order and fixed laws of nature 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 thingspasseternalorderfixedlaws
Bill Burr All these goddamn groups out there. Bitch, moaning, and complaining anytime anybody says anything 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 goddamngroupsbitchmoaningcomplaininganytime
Bill Burr It’s all a bunch of bullshit. God’s everywhere but I’ve got to go down there to see him, really? And he’s mad at me down there and I owe him money? Go fuck yourself 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 godbunchbullshitgodmadowe